Frank Gannucci
01-26-2009, 08:30 AM
“Stars Over Flatbush”:
Ralph: “The horoscope is bigger than I am.”
Alice: “Nothing is bigger than you are.”
“The Man From Space”:
Ralph: “If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side.”
Ed: “When you walk down a street, there AIN’T no other side.”
“Please Leave The Premises”:
Ralph: “What I say goes.”
Alice: “Then you better say Alice because I am going.”
“Oh My Aching Back”:
(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back. He looks terrible.)
Ralph: “Does this look natural?”
Ed: “Like the Leaning Tower of Pizza.”
“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:
Ralph: “For your information, I am four pound underweight. It says so in the chart.”
Alice: “You must have been looking at a chart for a hippo.”
“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:
Ralph: “I can’t find the report.”
Ed: “Maybe you ate it.”
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?"
Ed: "Long distance."
"The Main Event":
Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Alice: "You are going to say: `Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts.'"
Ralph: "Don't worry."
(The butler comes in and Ralph thinks it is Uncle Howard.)
Ralph: "Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts."
"Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital":
(Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.)
Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock."
Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."
Ralph: “The horoscope is bigger than I am.”
Alice: “Nothing is bigger than you are.”
“The Man From Space”:
Ralph: “If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side.”
Ed: “When you walk down a street, there AIN’T no other side.”
“Please Leave The Premises”:
Ralph: “What I say goes.”
Alice: “Then you better say Alice because I am going.”
“Oh My Aching Back”:
(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back. He looks terrible.)
Ralph: “Does this look natural?”
Ed: “Like the Leaning Tower of Pizza.”
“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:
Ralph: “For your information, I am four pound underweight. It says so in the chart.”
Alice: “You must have been looking at a chart for a hippo.”
“A Weighty Problem Part 1”:
Ralph: “I can’t find the report.”
Ed: “Maybe you ate it.”
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?"
Ed: "Long distance."
"The Main Event":
Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Alice: "You are going to say: `Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts.'"
Ralph: "Don't worry."
(The butler comes in and Ralph thinks it is Uncle Howard.)
Ralph: "Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts."
"Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital":
(Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.)
Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock."
Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."