Frank Gannucci
12-06-2008, 10:39 AM
"Hot Dog Stand" & "Principle of The Thing":
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?"
Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"Two-Family Car":
Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends."
Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days."
Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I don't remember the song I used to play on this cornette. I got the music right here."
(Ralph plays the cornette. No sound is heard.)
Alice: "Not so loud Ralph. You will disturb the neighbors."
"Young Man With A Horn":
(Ralph has been playing the cornete badly.)
Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?"
Ed: "Are you going to play the cornette?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too."
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
(Ed helps Ralph rehearse. Ralph is in the bedroom waiting to get out.)
Ed (reading the script): "Hello there!" (not reading): "Testing. testing 1-2-3-4. Testing. Woof! Woof! Testing."
Ralph (opening the door): "Let's get going."
"Six Months To Live":
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
Alice: "We'll just have to live on our expenses."
Ralph: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?"
Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"Two-Family Car":
Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends."
Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days."
Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I don't remember the song I used to play on this cornette. I got the music right here."
(Ralph plays the cornette. No sound is heard.)
Alice: "Not so loud Ralph. You will disturb the neighbors."
"Young Man With A Horn":
(Ralph has been playing the cornete badly.)
Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?"
Ed: "Are you going to play the cornette?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too."
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
(Ed helps Ralph rehearse. Ralph is in the bedroom waiting to get out.)
Ed (reading the script): "Hello there!" (not reading): "Testing. testing 1-2-3-4. Testing. Woof! Woof! Testing."
Ralph (opening the door): "Let's get going."
"Six Months To Live":
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
Alice: "We'll just have to live on our expenses."
Ralph: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"