Frank Gannucci
11-07-2008, 09:54 AM
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is for good! I will never come back in here again! I will never set foot in this building once I walk out that door! You're going to be awful lonesome around here all by yourself, Alice! Just remember; you can't put your arms around a memory!"
Alice: "I can't even put my arms around you!"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picks up the jacket that Ed put the hot iron on. The jacket is now burned.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Alice: "You mean that you are going to call your boss at 11:30 Friday
night?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Alice: "Ralph, that's crazy. He might be fast asleep."
Ralph: "That's his tough luck."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph is trying to butter Alice up so he can get the money from her so he could go on the Racoon Convention.)
Ralph: "That was a nice dinner that you made me."
Alice: "You liked the cold cuts."
(A slight pause.)
Ralph: "My, isn't she lovely."
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm going to take a bath."
Aunt Ethel: "Would you mind if I brushed my teeth first?"
Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do them for you."
"Goodnight Sweet Prince":
Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?"
Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life."
Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light."
(Ralph looks around.)
Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him."
Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "Trixie & Ed had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"A Matter of Record":
Tommy: "How about it Mr. Kramden? Do you think you can cover first base?"
Ed: "My boy, you are looking at a man that can cover the infield, outfield and all four corners of the bleachers."
Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is for good! I will never come back in here again! I will never set foot in this building once I walk out that door! You're going to be awful lonesome around here all by yourself, Alice! Just remember; you can't put your arms around a memory!"
Alice: "I can't even put my arms around you!"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picks up the jacket that Ed put the hot iron on. The jacket is now burned.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Alice: "You mean that you are going to call your boss at 11:30 Friday
night?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Alice: "Ralph, that's crazy. He might be fast asleep."
Ralph: "That's his tough luck."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph is trying to butter Alice up so he can get the money from her so he could go on the Racoon Convention.)
Ralph: "That was a nice dinner that you made me."
Alice: "You liked the cold cuts."
(A slight pause.)
Ralph: "My, isn't she lovely."
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm going to take a bath."
Aunt Ethel: "Would you mind if I brushed my teeth first?"
Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do them for you."
"Goodnight Sweet Prince":
Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?"
Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life."
Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light."
(Ralph looks around.)
Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him."
Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "Trixie & Ed had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"A Matter of Record":
Tommy: "How about it Mr. Kramden? Do you think you can cover first base?"
Ed: "My boy, you are looking at a man that can cover the infield, outfield and all four corners of the bleachers."