Saturday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Hello Mom":

Ralph: "What are you doing with all of that material? Making a bedspread?"

Alice: "No, I'm taking your pants out again."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "Who's 'sweet-ums'?"

Alice: "You're sweet-ums."

Ralph: "You're nuts."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Ed: "As long as I'm an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Ralph stands up and motions to Ed to get out.)

Ed: "This is no way to treat..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"The Adoption":

Ed: "Can I ask you a question that has to do with the medical profession?"

Doctor: "Sure."

Ed: "Do you have any scientific methods of removing tatoos?"

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ralph is complaing about the pain of his toothache.)

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, CUT OUT THE NOISE!"

(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)

Ralph (yells): "IF YOU HAD ANY TEETH, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT THIS FELLS
LIKE."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ralph is complaining about his toothache. Alice offers him some
help.)

Alice: "All you got to say is: 'I don't have a toothache.'"

Ralph: "I don't have a toothache...Well, stupid I still have the toothache."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

(The gang is in the broken-down home.)

Ed: "How long is this lease for?"

Ralph: "The usual."

Ed: "How long is that?"

Ralph "99 years."

Ed: "99 years?"

Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."

Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph: "I'm not the one who's eating it Norton. I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."

Ed: "What are you complaing about? You had six."

Ralph: "What, are you counting?"

"Sleepy Time Gal":

Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furntiure in here?"

Ed (looking around): "Yeah."

Ralph (to Alice): "See?"

Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."