Frank Gannucci
09-27-2008, 10:00 AM
"On Stage":
Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: "What's so funny?"
Ed: "What does Rachael want with a back of a Chinese restaurant and a
pizzeria?"
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my home is being broken up, my happiness destroyed and you want to know if I'm ready to go bowling?
Ed: "Sorry Ralph. How about shootin' a little some pool?"
"One Big Happy Family":
Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?"
Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER."
Ralph (slipping on the soap, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Paris' Poor People":
Ralph: "If I were you, I wouldn't go out in the month of May."
Ed: "Why?"
Ralph: "Because that is when they gather nuts."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes, while you played with a boat in the tub?"
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the ShakeDown Cruise."
"Flushing Ho":
Ed: "I don't eat much."
Ralph: "Then who is eating it?"
(Ed looks at Ralph's stomach.)
Ed: "I rest my case."
Ralph (reading the script and walking towards the window): "'Come here, my dear. Look out there Rachael. Say yes and all of that is yours."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: "What's so funny?"
Ed: "What does Rachael want with a back of a Chinese restaurant and a
pizzeria?"
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my home is being broken up, my happiness destroyed and you want to know if I'm ready to go bowling?
Ed: "Sorry Ralph. How about shootin' a little some pool?"
"One Big Happy Family":
Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?"
Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER."
Ralph (slipping on the soap, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Paris' Poor People":
Ralph: "If I were you, I wouldn't go out in the month of May."
Ed: "Why?"
Ralph: "Because that is when they gather nuts."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes, while you played with a boat in the tub?"
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the ShakeDown Cruise."
"Flushing Ho":
Ed: "I don't eat much."
Ralph: "Then who is eating it?"
(Ed looks at Ralph's stomach.)
Ed: "I rest my case."