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Frank Gannucci
09-26-2008, 09:26 AM
"Move Uptown":

Ed: "I would like to have a toast."

Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."

Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"

"Move Uptown":

(Ed looks at the peep hole.)

Ed: "What is this used for?"

Ralph: "Oh, that is in case someone knocks on the door and you don't want to let him in like a delivery boy or somebody?"

Ed: "The only thing that you can deliver through that thing is a salami."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph (yellis angerly): "I AM GOING TO THE BALL GAME AND THAT'S THAT."

Alice: "And they say all fat men are jolly."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"

Alice: "You're gone all right."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "What does icky mean?"

Ed: "I don't know. Why?"

Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."

Ed: "Must mean fat."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Alice: "Do you know that this morning Ralph insisted on making the beds?"

Trixie: "That is wonderful."

Alice: "What's wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he could make them."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."

Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"

Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."

Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"

Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs."

Alice: "I wouldn't do that Ralph. They are holding up the wall."