Frank Gannucci
09-26-2008, 09:26 AM
"Move Uptown":
Ed: "I would like to have a toast."
Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Move Uptown":
(Ed looks at the peep hole.)
Ed: "What is this used for?"
Ralph: "Oh, that is in case someone knocks on the door and you don't want to let him in like a delivery boy or somebody?"
Ed: "The only thing that you can deliver through that thing is a salami."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph (yellis angerly): "I AM GOING TO THE BALL GAME AND THAT'S THAT."
Alice: "And they say all fat men are jolly."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You're gone all right."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "What does icky mean?"
Ed: "I don't know. Why?"
Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."
Ed: "Must mean fat."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that this morning Ralph insisted on making the beds?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What's wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he could make them."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"
Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."
Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"
Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs."
Alice: "I wouldn't do that Ralph. They are holding up the wall."
Ed: "I would like to have a toast."
Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Move Uptown":
(Ed looks at the peep hole.)
Ed: "What is this used for?"
Ralph: "Oh, that is in case someone knocks on the door and you don't want to let him in like a delivery boy or somebody?"
Ed: "The only thing that you can deliver through that thing is a salami."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph (yellis angerly): "I AM GOING TO THE BALL GAME AND THAT'S THAT."
Alice: "And they say all fat men are jolly."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You're gone all right."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "What does icky mean?"
Ed: "I don't know. Why?"
Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."
Ed: "Must mean fat."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that this morning Ralph insisted on making the beds?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What's wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he could make them."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"
Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."
Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"
Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs."
Alice: "I wouldn't do that Ralph. They are holding up the wall."