Frank Gannucci
09-21-2008, 03:44 PM
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed are wondering how to get some money.)
Ed: "How about a reward?"
Ralph: "A reward?"
Ed: "Yeah, I was down at the post office the other day and on the wall, they had the fugitives from justice. $200 reward, $300 reward, $500 reward. Why don't we gou out and capture ourselves a couple of fugitives from justice?"
(A pause.)
Ralph: "That is the stupidest thing that I ever heard in my life. All I know is that they wanted fugitives from Bellevue, I would make a fortune."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed are playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know?"
Ralph: "The only thing that is empty in here is your head."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Don't you have to call anybody to tell them that you'll be late for work?"
Ed: "Who am I going to call? If I would tell anybody that I am going to be late, I would write a note and slip it down a manhole."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Alice: "How can you even think of taking Ed to the movies oh his birthday when he took you to the Kit Kat Club on your birthday?"
Ralph (from bedroom): "Did I ask him to take me there? Did I ask him?"
Alice: "No, you suggested the Copa."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph is worried about being investigated by the I.R.S.)
Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated."
Ed: "She is right. The jails are full of them."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph is talking about the previous time him & Alice were at Fred's Landing. Ed is listening.)
Ralph: "You should have seen Alice running away from that snake. I thought I would die laughing."
Alice: "How could you see me running away? You were way ahead of me."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
(Ed reveals that he accidently took the bag of groceries as his lunch.)
Ed: "I got one complaint though. Those cookies were very stale."
Trixie: "What cookies?"
Ed: "Those little round ones."
Trixie: "Those were brillow pads."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "Me & Trixie are rehearsing."
Ralph: "For what, the Bellevue Follies?"
(Ralph & Ed are wondering how to get some money.)
Ed: "How about a reward?"
Ralph: "A reward?"
Ed: "Yeah, I was down at the post office the other day and on the wall, they had the fugitives from justice. $200 reward, $300 reward, $500 reward. Why don't we gou out and capture ourselves a couple of fugitives from justice?"
(A pause.)
Ralph: "That is the stupidest thing that I ever heard in my life. All I know is that they wanted fugitives from Bellevue, I would make a fortune."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed are playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know?"
Ralph: "The only thing that is empty in here is your head."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Don't you have to call anybody to tell them that you'll be late for work?"
Ed: "Who am I going to call? If I would tell anybody that I am going to be late, I would write a note and slip it down a manhole."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Alice: "How can you even think of taking Ed to the movies oh his birthday when he took you to the Kit Kat Club on your birthday?"
Ralph (from bedroom): "Did I ask him to take me there? Did I ask him?"
Alice: "No, you suggested the Copa."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph is worried about being investigated by the I.R.S.)
Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated."
Ed: "She is right. The jails are full of them."
"The Worry Wart":
(Ralph is talking about the previous time him & Alice were at Fred's Landing. Ed is listening.)
Ralph: "You should have seen Alice running away from that snake. I thought I would die laughing."
Alice: "How could you see me running away? You were way ahead of me."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
(Ed reveals that he accidently took the bag of groceries as his lunch.)
Ed: "I got one complaint though. Those cookies were very stale."
Trixie: "What cookies?"
Ed: "Those little round ones."
Trixie: "Those were brillow pads."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "Me & Trixie are rehearsing."
Ralph: "For what, the Bellevue Follies?"