Frank Gannucci
09-19-2008, 09:33 AM
"Oh My Aching Back":
(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.)
Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?"
Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."
"The Man From Space":
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)
Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."
Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)
Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."
Trixie: "I don't know."
(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)
(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)
Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"
Ed: "Shhh."
Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."
Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."
Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph says that he will act surprized when the Nortons give him his birthday present.)
Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'"
Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch."
Alice: "It is not. It's a belt."
(Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.)
Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift."
Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around."
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
(Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.)
Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors."
Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will all grab a brush and have a ball."
(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.)
Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?"
Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."
"The Man From Space":
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)
Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."
Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)
Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."
Trixie: "I don't know."
(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)
(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)
Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"
Ed: "Shhh."
Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."
Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."
Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph says that he will act surprized when the Nortons give him his birthday present.)
Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'"
Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch."
Alice: "It is not. It's a belt."
(Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.)
Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift."
Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around."
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
(Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.)
Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors."
Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will all grab a brush and have a ball."