Frank Gannucci
09-12-2008, 09:57 AM
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I'm making a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "You are supposed to waddle like a duck."
Ralph: "How can I do that?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah. about 300 lbs. of it."
"Finders Keepers":
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "The only thing that is empty around here is your head."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "A doctor told me that I had a split-ersonality. I was two people. One was Ed Norton, the gay-carefree-man-about-town and the other Ed Norton was the sober serious-minded thinker."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "Oh, I got cured. I got cured. I am now one person. I am Ed Norton, the sober, serious-minded thinker."
"A Little Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Big news. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"We're Off To See The Wizard":
(The girls are upset that the boys paid Emma and Clarance $200. Emma & Clarance fooled the boys ino thinking that there was buried treasure and sold them the map that guided them to the place where the "treasure" was for $200.)
Alice: "You two have cost us $200."
Ed: "$208. We paid Clarance $8 to borrow the shovel from him."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."
(Alice slams the bedroom door.)
Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
Ralph: "I'm making a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "You are supposed to waddle like a duck."
Ralph: "How can I do that?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah. about 300 lbs. of it."
"Finders Keepers":
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "The only thing that is empty around here is your head."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "A doctor told me that I had a split-ersonality. I was two people. One was Ed Norton, the gay-carefree-man-about-town and the other Ed Norton was the sober serious-minded thinker."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "Oh, I got cured. I got cured. I am now one person. I am Ed Norton, the sober, serious-minded thinker."
"A Little Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Big news. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"We're Off To See The Wizard":
(The girls are upset that the boys paid Emma and Clarance $200. Emma & Clarance fooled the boys ino thinking that there was buried treasure and sold them the map that guided them to the place where the "treasure" was for $200.)
Alice: "You two have cost us $200."
Ed: "$208. We paid Clarance $8 to borrow the shovel from him."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."
(Alice slams the bedroom door.)
Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"