Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?"

Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are finally washing your hands of the whole thing."

"Champagne and Caviar":

(Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss, visits Ralph. Ed talks to him while Ralph looks on hoping that Ed won't embarrass him.)

Mr. Marshall: "What work do you do Mr. Norton?"

Ralph: "He works for the city."

Mr. Marshall: "How did you get your job in the sewer?"

Ed: "Just lucky, I guess."

"Finders Keepers":

(Ralph wants to give Mr. Bartfeld a deposit. It's part of Ralph & Ed's plan to buy the candy store from Mr. Bartfeld. Mr. Bartfeld planned on selling the store to a different group of people called the Chock Full of Orange People.)

Ralph: "Norton, lend him $80."

Ed: "Now wait a minute. I thought that we were partners."

Ralph: "You'll get it back."

Ed: "I understand that partners should split everything 50/50."

Ralph: "Norton, would you mind lending me $40?"

Ed: "Sure."

(Ed lends Ralph the $40.)

(Ralph hands the money to Mr. Bartfeld.)

Ralph: "Now, there's my half. Now would you mind lending him your half?"

Ed: "Sure."

(Ed lends Mr. Bartfeld $40.)

Ed: "Now, you are acting like a partner."

"To Whomever It May Concern":

(Ralph puts his hand into the mailbox to get out the nasty letter that Ed helped him write to his boss because he doesn't want his boss to read it. Ed is watching to see if anybody will come.)

Ed: "Somebody is coming Ralph."

(Ralph stops and walks to Ed. Ralph looks.)

Ralph: "I don't see anyone."

Ed: "I was just practicing."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Ralph: "This is my boss Mr. Marshall. Mr. Marshall this is my friend Ed Norton."

Ed: "How are you doing Mr. Marshall? I have heard your name in the Kramden household many times. As a mater of fact, when Ralph was laid off last year, he talked about you constantly."

"Lunchbox":

Ralph: "What do you have for lunch?"

Ed: "Don't ask. All I get is peanut butter sandwiches, peanut butter sandwiches and more peanut butter sandwiches. I am telling you, it's terrible Ralph."

Ralph: "Why don't you complain to Trixie about it?"

Ed: "What for? I make my own sandwiches."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph looks out the window of a new apartment that him & Ed are looking to rent.)

Ralph: "Hey Norton, this proves that this new apartment has class. Know the view that we got from our place?"

Ed: "Yeah, the back of a Chinese restaurant."

Ralph: "Look out this window."

(Ed does that.)

Ed: "Hey, it's the front of a Chinese restaurant."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph slips on the soap that Ed dropped in the bathroom and comes out to the kitchen with the bar of soap.)

Ed: "I see you found the soap."

Ralph: "Don't get excited Norton. I am not going to get mad. I am not going to lose my cool. I am not even going to yell. No sir."

(Ralph takes the bar of soap and puts in between two slices of bread to make a soap sandwich and shows Ed the soap sandwich.)

Ralph: "Eat it."

"Young Man With A Horn":

(Ralph plays the horn very badly. Previously, he tried to blow into it but there was a sock in it.)

Alice: "I liked it better with the sock in it."

Ralph: "I like you better with a sock in you."