Frank Gannucci
09-08-2008, 09:09 AM
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."
Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."
Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.)
Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?"
Alice: "That is the appetizer."
Ralph: "What?"
Alice: "The appetizer."
Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want to lend you money, it's what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man inthis city that's strong enough to do that."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ralph & Alice just got introduced as contestants on "Beat The Clock.")
Bud Collyer (as himself): "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your lives?"
Ralph: "Not yet."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Alice is in the phone booth. They boys don't know it.)
Ralph: "I'm the one in the faimly with it up here."
(Ralph points to his head.)
Ed: "You got plenty of it down there too."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Alice wants to buy new furniture.)
Ralph: "Furniture? Furniture? We got furniture."
Alice: "Sure we got furniture. But just because you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)
"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."
Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"
Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."
Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."
Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.)
Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?"
Alice: "That is the appetizer."
Ralph: "What?"
Alice: "The appetizer."
Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want to lend you money, it's what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man inthis city that's strong enough to do that."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ralph & Alice just got introduced as contestants on "Beat The Clock.")
Bud Collyer (as himself): "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your lives?"
Ralph: "Not yet."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Alice is in the phone booth. They boys don't know it.)
Ralph: "I'm the one in the faimly with it up here."
(Ralph points to his head.)
Ed: "You got plenty of it down there too."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Alice wants to buy new furniture.)
Ralph: "Furniture? Furniture? We got furniture."
Alice: "Sure we got furniture. But just because you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)
"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."
Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"