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09-04-2008, 01:58 PM
The accident occurred at Hillcrest Drive and Santa Barbara Avenue as the dead man was crossing the road.

Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive
Pests." A large number were present.

The attorney general's office said yesterday that an autopsy performed on the headless body of a man found in Mason failed to determine the cause of
death.

Weight Watchers will meet Tuesday at 7 p.m. in the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

Hear Paul Lucas. The complete dope on the weather.

The sewer expansion project is nearing completion, but officials are holding
their breath until it is officially finished.

The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook.
Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach
pump.

The ball struck him in the right temple and knocked him cold. He was taken to
Sacred Heart Hospital where X-rays of his head showed nothing.

The bride was wearing an old lace gown that fell to the floor as she came
down the aisle.

catlover79
09-04-2008, 02:14 PM
:rofl:

AB
09-04-2008, 07:42 PM
Those are great. lol!

Hollow
09-04-2008, 08:24 PM
haha. i wonder if the authors notice the double meanings in their sentences and publish them anyway for the lulz. i probably would.

Courtnee
09-04-2008, 10:18 PM
haha. i wonder if the authors notice the double meanings in their sentences and publish them anyway for the lulz. i probably would.
They're probably some old white dude who doesn't see a double meaning. :lol: