Frank Gannucci
09-03-2008, 10:14 AM
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"Something's Fishy":
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: 15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?"
Ed: "Help himself to what?"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Bud Collyer: "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your life?"
Ralph: "Not yet."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?"
Ed: "Take of 90 pounds."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ed: "I have a well-thought plan to eliminate the deficit. Secretary, would you please strike this down in the record? As we all know, the club dues are $2 a month and even with that the Raccons haven't been paying their dues. I see no reason why we can't shrink the dues down to a $1 a month. Even then, if the member's don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit in half."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
Ed: "I said the club dues are $2 a month. If we shrink the dues down to a dollar a month...Secretary, would please erase this from the record?"
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
Ed: "Mike Douglas was down the sewer one time to present the USO Award."
Ralph: "USO Award?"
Ed: "Yeah United Sewerworkers Of."
Ralph: "Of what?"
Ed: "We don't know yet. No one will take us."
"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":
(After Ralph threatens that him and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"Something's Fishy":
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: 15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?"
Ed: "Help himself to what?"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Bud Collyer: "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your life?"
Ralph: "Not yet."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?"
Ed: "Take of 90 pounds."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ed: "I have a well-thought plan to eliminate the deficit. Secretary, would you please strike this down in the record? As we all know, the club dues are $2 a month and even with that the Raccons haven't been paying their dues. I see no reason why we can't shrink the dues down to a $1 a month. Even then, if the member's don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit in half."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
Ed: "I said the club dues are $2 a month. If we shrink the dues down to a dollar a month...Secretary, would please erase this from the record?"
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
Ed: "Mike Douglas was down the sewer one time to present the USO Award."
Ralph: "USO Award?"
Ed: "Yeah United Sewerworkers Of."
Ralph: "Of what?"
Ed: "We don't know yet. No one will take us."
"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":
(After Ralph threatens that him and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."