AB
09-01-2008, 05:42 PM
A List Of Things I Must Remember To Be A Good Dog
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1. I will not eat the cats food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll around on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage man is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug of war with dads underwear while he's wearing it.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand up while under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater off my fur before entering the house, not after.
9. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so if he makes that noise while we play, its not a good thing.
10. 2 a.m. is not a good time to want to play fetch with dad.
141169
1. I will not eat the cats food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll around on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage man is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug of war with dads underwear while he's wearing it.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand up while under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater off my fur before entering the house, not after.
9. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so if he makes that noise while we play, its not a good thing.
10. 2 a.m. is not a good time to want to play fetch with dad.