Frank Gannucci
09-01-2008, 07:23 AM
All Classic 39 quotes from "Brother Ralph":
#1
Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good news there about the suggestion you made down at the company. That was a pretty smart idea of yours, bringing in a traffic expert. Ha ha ha. They didn't need an expert. I could tell what the trouble was. Too many buses on Madison Avenue, that's all. That traffic expert will take some of the buses off the line and lay off some of the drivers. Of course, it will be rough on the bus drivers that are being laid off. But, at a time like this, you got to think of yourself. Think how much better of you and the bus drivers that are working." (slapping Ralph's shoulder): "What's the good word buddy boy?"
Ralph: "I was the first to go."
#2
Alice: "Ralph, you mean that you were fired?"
Ralph: "Oh, I wasn't fired. I was just temporairily laid off along with nine other dirvers. How about that? How could they do that to me? A guy that has worked and slaved for them for 15 years? 15 years, driving a bus. Aggravations 101 - Aggravations every day. In the summertime, dying from the heat. In the winter time, freezing from the cold. Through the hail, the snow and the sleet. Do you know the sign in the Post Office that says: `The mail goes through no matter what the weather is.'? Do you know why they do that? Because the mailman rides with me."
#3
Ralph: "What do I have to smile about?"
Ed: "That's the point. Now, more than ever you got to keep your spirits up. Sure, it's easy to smile when things are going good. But, smiling at a time like this is more of a challenge. Come on Ralphie, let me see you smile there. Show me those ivories. Give me the Liberance."
(Ralph smiles.)
Ed: "That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful. Just stay like that. Think of happy times. Think of yesterday when your boss said to you that he was going to use your suggestion of hiring a traffic expert on Madison Ave."
(Ralph stops smiling.)
Ed: "You should be proud Ralphie boy. No one else thought of that. You had that idea stored in your brain. Smile Smile…"
Ralph (yells): "Get out!"
All Lost Episode Quotes from "Letter To The Boss":
#1
Ralph: "A guy from the supply room comes out and says: 'Kramden, turn in your uniform. You are not driving a bus for us anymore.'"
Alice: "I can't believe it."
Ralph: "You can't believe it. I can't believe it. Nine years working for them and this is the thanks I get. Getting up every morning at 5am. Working three Sundays out of four. No holidays. All kinds of weather. Blizzards. Heat spells. Hail storms." Taking all kinds of abuse. Old women yelling at me. Drunks trying to get on without paying their fare. Cab drivers cutting me off. And when another bus driver got sick, I had to work double time…" (slapping his hand on the table): "…and this is the thanks I get."
Alice: "Ralph, don't worry. You'll get another job."
Ralph: "Sure they are but not a job as good as this one."
#2
Alice: "There are plenty of other jobs."
Ralph: "Plenty of jobs, huh? Plenty of jobs, huh?"
(Ralph gets a newspaper.)
Ralph: "I'll show you how many jobs there are." (reading the ads): "'Drill press operator. $70 a week. Learn while you earn.'" (not reading): "Here's another one." (reading): "'Tool and dye worker. Good opportunity for the right party."
Alice: "What's wrong with those jobs?"
Ralph: "Nothing, except they are all listed under: 'Help Wanted-Women!'."
#3
Ralph: "When I married you I told you were never going to work another day in your life."
Alice: "Honey, it won't be long."
Ralph: "I don't care how long it is Alice. I got my pride. Before I see you go to work, I rather see you starve."
All Color Episode Quotes are from "To Whomever It May Concern":
#1
(Ralph is making Ed write a letter to Mr. Marshall.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. 'Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'... You dirty bum!'"
#2
(Ralph just said a lot of nasty remarks that he wants in his letter that Ed is writing to Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss. Ralph is mad because he thought that Mr. Marshall fired him.)
Ralph: "I don't know what else to say."
Ed: "Maybe it's a good time for you to say that you want your job back."
#3
Ed: "I put SWAK on the back of the letter."
Ralph: "You wrote: 'Sealed With A Kiss' on the back of my letter?"
Ed: "Of course not. I put down 'Sewer Workers Are Kings.'"
#1
Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy. Put it there. Congratulations there." (shaking Ralph's hand): "Alice just told me the good news there about the suggestion you made down at the company. That was a pretty smart idea of yours, bringing in a traffic expert. Ha ha ha. They didn't need an expert. I could tell what the trouble was. Too many buses on Madison Avenue, that's all. That traffic expert will take some of the buses off the line and lay off some of the drivers. Of course, it will be rough on the bus drivers that are being laid off. But, at a time like this, you got to think of yourself. Think how much better of you and the bus drivers that are working." (slapping Ralph's shoulder): "What's the good word buddy boy?"
Ralph: "I was the first to go."
#2
Alice: "Ralph, you mean that you were fired?"
Ralph: "Oh, I wasn't fired. I was just temporairily laid off along with nine other dirvers. How about that? How could they do that to me? A guy that has worked and slaved for them for 15 years? 15 years, driving a bus. Aggravations 101 - Aggravations every day. In the summertime, dying from the heat. In the winter time, freezing from the cold. Through the hail, the snow and the sleet. Do you know the sign in the Post Office that says: `The mail goes through no matter what the weather is.'? Do you know why they do that? Because the mailman rides with me."
#3
Ralph: "What do I have to smile about?"
Ed: "That's the point. Now, more than ever you got to keep your spirits up. Sure, it's easy to smile when things are going good. But, smiling at a time like this is more of a challenge. Come on Ralphie, let me see you smile there. Show me those ivories. Give me the Liberance."
(Ralph smiles.)
Ed: "That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful. Just stay like that. Think of happy times. Think of yesterday when your boss said to you that he was going to use your suggestion of hiring a traffic expert on Madison Ave."
(Ralph stops smiling.)
Ed: "You should be proud Ralphie boy. No one else thought of that. You had that idea stored in your brain. Smile Smile…"
Ralph (yells): "Get out!"
All Lost Episode Quotes from "Letter To The Boss":
#1
Ralph: "A guy from the supply room comes out and says: 'Kramden, turn in your uniform. You are not driving a bus for us anymore.'"
Alice: "I can't believe it."
Ralph: "You can't believe it. I can't believe it. Nine years working for them and this is the thanks I get. Getting up every morning at 5am. Working three Sundays out of four. No holidays. All kinds of weather. Blizzards. Heat spells. Hail storms." Taking all kinds of abuse. Old women yelling at me. Drunks trying to get on without paying their fare. Cab drivers cutting me off. And when another bus driver got sick, I had to work double time…" (slapping his hand on the table): "…and this is the thanks I get."
Alice: "Ralph, don't worry. You'll get another job."
Ralph: "Sure they are but not a job as good as this one."
#2
Alice: "There are plenty of other jobs."
Ralph: "Plenty of jobs, huh? Plenty of jobs, huh?"
(Ralph gets a newspaper.)
Ralph: "I'll show you how many jobs there are." (reading the ads): "'Drill press operator. $70 a week. Learn while you earn.'" (not reading): "Here's another one." (reading): "'Tool and dye worker. Good opportunity for the right party."
Alice: "What's wrong with those jobs?"
Ralph: "Nothing, except they are all listed under: 'Help Wanted-Women!'."
#3
Ralph: "When I married you I told you were never going to work another day in your life."
Alice: "Honey, it won't be long."
Ralph: "I don't care how long it is Alice. I got my pride. Before I see you go to work, I rather see you starve."
All Color Episode Quotes are from "To Whomever It May Concern":
#1
(Ralph is making Ed write a letter to Mr. Marshall.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. 'Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'... You dirty bum!'"
#2
(Ralph just said a lot of nasty remarks that he wants in his letter that Ed is writing to Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss. Ralph is mad because he thought that Mr. Marshall fired him.)
Ralph: "I don't know what else to say."
Ed: "Maybe it's a good time for you to say that you want your job back."
#3
Ed: "I put SWAK on the back of the letter."
Ralph: "You wrote: 'Sealed With A Kiss' on the back of my letter?"
Ed: "Of course not. I put down 'Sewer Workers Are Kings.'"