Popular Sayings and Quotes

[Janice]

A penny saved is a penny earned.

You never miss the water until the well runs dry.

You can't unring a bell.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

No good deed goes unpunished.

You can't put the Genie back in the bottle.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

When you have money, you're funny. When you're broke, you're a joke.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

[catlover79]

You always miss a good thing when it's gone.

Haste makes waste.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. :lol:

[Stuck In The '70's]

You can't go home again.

[Janice]

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. :lol:
A girl after my own heart. ;)

[Zoneboy]

Be Careful of Stones that You Throw

You Can Lead a Horse to Water But You Can't Make him Drink

Behind Every Cloud is a Silver Lining

A Fool and His Money are Soon Parted

There's a Sucker Born Every Minute

[catlover79]

A girl after my own heart. ;)
;) :cool: :rofl:

[Brian Damage]

You can't go home again.


RIIIIIIIGHT ON!!!

and on that note...

“Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.”

“One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.”

[catlover79]

"Many things look bleak at the moment of occurance. But at least we ain't got locusts." - Sgt. Nick Yemana (Jack Soo), Barney Miller :rofl:

[Brian Damage]

"Many things look bleak at the moment of occurance. But at least we ain't got locusts." - Sgt. Nick Yemana (Jack Soo), Barney Miller :rofl:

:lol:

[Janice]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Don't bother the moderator of Chit Chat.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

At attorney who defends himself has a fool for aclient.

Don't burn your bridges.

Love is blind.

[catlover79]

:lol:
Couldn't resist. ;)

[Brian Damage]

"If you're going to be two faced at least make one of them Pretty! ..."

[Zoneboy]

"I'm the straw that stirs the drink."

"I represent both the underdog and the overdog in our society."

"You can play football and be the next Jim Brown or play baseball and be the next Reggie Jackson." -- To a young Bo Jackson, who was deciding whether to play pro football or baseball.

"All the fans in those sections are black, under 10 and don't read the papers." -- After being asked why one section of Yankee Stadium didn't boo him.

"Lee May's about the same age as me, he's got about the same stats. So how come he's making about one-eighty, two hundred thousand, and I'm the best damn paid player in the game? I'll tell you why: Because I put the meat in the seats!"

"If I were to play in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me."

"Sometimes I underestimate the magnitude of me."

"Fans don't boo nobodies."

"Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's how you feel when [Nolan] Ryan's throwing balls by you."

"For a certain amount of money, you'll eat Alpo."

On playing in Japan: "Guys who play there say it gets awfully lonely - hell, for the money they're talking, I can buy some friends and take them with me."

On New York City: "It's a fickle town, a tough town. They getcha, boy. They don't let you escape with minor scratches and bruises. They put scars on you here."

On hitting slumps: "So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist camp. You don't know where to start."

"I didn't come to New York to be a star. I brought my star with me."

"The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it."

"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."

"After Jackie Robinson the most important black in baseball history is Reggie Jackson, I really mean that."

On former Baltimore Orioles' manager Earl Weaver, who he played for in 1976 - "Earl Weaver smokes too much and drinks too much. He has a voice that sounds like broken glass. He has a ferocious temper, especially with umpires, and doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. He has never been accused of being a diplomat and has never set out to win any popularity contests with his players. He is also one of the few baseball geniuses I have ever met."

[Brian Damage]

Don't bother the moderator of Chit Chat.



Huh?

LMAO

[Janice]

Can we please, not go to sites to grab every saying in the world, thus ruining it for others. Thanks.

[Janice]

Huh?

LMAO
Caught that one, huh. :lol:

You have to get up early in the morning to fool.....Brian!

[Brian Damage]

Caught that one, huh. :lol:

You have to get up early in the morning to fool.....Brian!

;)

[Zoneboy]

Sorry about that.

Likewise, I deleted my post.

[Janice]

^ Jenny and Zoneboy, I was not referring to your posts. In all honesty, I hadn't had time to read them yet. I meant to say that in my initial post, about sayings from other sites, but I forgot. I'm sorry for any misunderstanding. :) I can undelete your posts if you'd like?

[Zoneboy]

I've Got a Short Fuse so don't Strike Matches

We Have Nothing to Fear but Fear itself

Early to Bed Early to Rise Makes a Man Healthy Wealthy and Wise

[Hollow]

Don't bother the moderator of Chit Chat.
:rofl:

[Zoneboy]

^ Jenny and Zoneboy, I was not referring to your posts. In all honesty, I hadn't had time to read them yet. I meant to say that in my initial post, about sayings from other sites, but I forgot. I'm sorry for any misunderstanding. :) I can undelete your posts if you'd like?

Oops, Sorry for the misunderstanding. I thought all my Reggie Jackson quotes might have lead to your saying that but then again you probably would've addressed the issue with me directly if there was a problem. I'll leave it up to you as far as undeleting the post is concerned. :)

[catlover79]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

[Janice]

:rofl:
Sarah, that saying is from the Famous French Philosopher, Simone de Beauvoir. Honest. *crosses fingers*

[Brian Damage]

A Day and a dollar short

[Zoneboy]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

You can have that one, I'll delete mine. :)

[Janice]

"Many things look bleak at the moment of occurance. But at least we ain't got locusts." - Sgt. Nick Yemana (Jack Soo), Barney Miller :rofl:
:rofl:I remember that! :lol:

[catlover79]

:rofl:I remember that! :lol:
I just watched that episode today and it sprang to mind. :lol:

[Janice]

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

[catlover79]

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.




On Bewitched, Samantha was lamenting how much time Darrin was spending as a campaign manager ("Remember the Main", Season 1). She said to herself, "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows. It makes no bedfellows at all!" :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

"You stay classy San Diego"


"You're so wise, you're like a minature Buddha covered in hair"


"I love lamp"
"Do you really love the lamp?"


"It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"



"I;m kind of a big deal"

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.


Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about.
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.
-Anchorman


Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you ***** out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the **** would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb ****ing name!
Fogell: **** you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb ****ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU ****!

Becca: Your **** is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's ****ed.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****ed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was ****ing crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: *****!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he ****ing flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay

Fogell: Hey!
Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man...
Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.


- Superbad

[Cactus Jack]

Another quote

I killed this thread!

[Janice]

Another quote

I killed this thread!
:lol: Oh no, Jack the thread killer.


Better later than never.

Rather be safe than sorry.

A stitch in time, saves nine.

As nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.

[Hollow]

Sarah, that saying is from the Famous French Philosopher, Simone de Beauvoir. Honest. *crosses fingers*
*ceases to rofl* :grr: