Frank Gannucci
08-27-2008, 09:04 AM
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph: "You mean that after taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"Dinner Guest":
Alice: "Why don't you jum out the window?"
Ralph: "You said that yesterday."
Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it."
"Dinner Guest":
(Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on Ralph's foot.)
Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ed: "Now you are doing it."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."
Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"
"Hair-Raising Tale":
(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)
Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."
"The Main Event":
(Ralph & Ed are sparing in front of Dynamite Moran.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph
(yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH...OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE?"
Ed (yells): "I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "All my life, I wanted to be in the sports world. I wanted to play baseball, but I was too slow. I wanted to play basketball, but I was too short. I wanted to be a jockey, but I was a little too heavy."
Alice: "A little too heavy. You're too fat to be a horse."
Ralph: "You mean that after taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"Dinner Guest":
Alice: "Why don't you jum out the window?"
Ralph: "You said that yesterday."
Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it."
"Dinner Guest":
(Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on Ralph's foot.)
Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ed: "Now you are doing it."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."
Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"
"Hair-Raising Tale":
(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)
Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."
"The Main Event":
(Ralph & Ed are sparing in front of Dynamite Moran.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph
(yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH...OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE?"
Ed (yells): "I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "All my life, I wanted to be in the sports world. I wanted to play baseball, but I was too slow. I wanted to play basketball, but I was too short. I wanted to be a jockey, but I was a little too heavy."
Alice: "A little too heavy. You're too fat to be a horse."