Frank Gannucci
08-25-2008, 08:52 AM
"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "You know they have other branches of this bank."
Ed: "That's good for us."
Ralph: "How?"
Ed: "If we don't get the loan from this bank, we can borrow money from each of the other branches."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ed accidentally left the iron on Ralph's jacket too long and the jacket got burnt.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-
HO-HO-HO!"
"On Stage":
Ed (reading the script): "'I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of...'" (mispronouncing):"...'poloponies.'"
Ralph (reading the script): "'I feel very...'" (not reading): "String of..." (mispronouncing): "...poloponies?"
Ed: "It says so right here."
(Ralph looks.)
Ralph (yells): "THAT'S POLO PONIES."
"Stand-In For Murder Part 1":
(Nick and another man see Ralph so they can get him a job in which he will be killed.)
Ralph: "I have been driving for the Gotham Bus Company for 14 years and I hate to leave that job if this job wasn't steady."
Nick: "Steady?"
Man: "I'll tell you, you will have this job for as long as you live."
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "You know they have other branches of this bank."
Ed: "That's good for us."
Ralph: "How?"
Ed: "If we don't get the loan from this bank, we can borrow money from each of the other branches."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ed accidentally left the iron on Ralph's jacket too long and the jacket got burnt.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-
HO-HO-HO!"
"On Stage":
Ed (reading the script): "'I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of...'" (mispronouncing):"...'poloponies.'"
Ralph (reading the script): "'I feel very...'" (not reading): "String of..." (mispronouncing): "...poloponies?"
Ed: "It says so right here."
(Ralph looks.)
Ralph (yells): "THAT'S POLO PONIES."
"Stand-In For Murder Part 1":
(Nick and another man see Ralph so they can get him a job in which he will be killed.)
Ralph: "I have been driving for the Gotham Bus Company for 14 years and I hate to leave that job if this job wasn't steady."
Nick: "Steady?"
Man: "I'll tell you, you will have this job for as long as you live."