Frank Gannucci
08-24-2008, 02:24 PM
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector."
Ed: "No, I washed out."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"Young At Heart":
(Ralph has just said that he has a lot of memories that is attached to his cornette.)
Ralph: "What is a sock doing in my cornette?"
Alice: "It must be one of those tnder memories that is attached to it."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "Face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."
Alice: "Face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "I have an itch."
Alice: "Scratch it yourself."
Ralph: "I can't reach it."
Alice: "Well, you are Taurus the Bull. Swipe at it with your tail."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading his astrology book): "A Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdom in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That is me all right."
"Operation: Protest":
(Ralph comes home at is VERY angry at Clifford for making him lose his job.)
Cliff (holding up two fingers on one hand): "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one oh his fingers): "Alice, grab the other finger and make a wish."
"Double Trouble":
Alice: "There are two Ralphs."
Ed: "You mean that all the wieght Ralph lost last year made another Ralph?"
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "I'm a failure."
Ed: "I could have told you that ten years ago."
Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector."
Ed: "No, I washed out."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"Young At Heart":
(Ralph has just said that he has a lot of memories that is attached to his cornette.)
Ralph: "What is a sock doing in my cornette?"
Alice: "It must be one of those tnder memories that is attached to it."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "Face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."
Alice: "Face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "I have an itch."
Alice: "Scratch it yourself."
Ralph: "I can't reach it."
Alice: "Well, you are Taurus the Bull. Swipe at it with your tail."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading his astrology book): "A Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdom in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That is me all right."
"Operation: Protest":
(Ralph comes home at is VERY angry at Clifford for making him lose his job.)
Cliff (holding up two fingers on one hand): "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one oh his fingers): "Alice, grab the other finger and make a wish."
"Double Trouble":
Alice: "There are two Ralphs."
Ed: "You mean that all the wieght Ralph lost last year made another Ralph?"
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "I'm a failure."
Ed: "I could have told you that ten years ago."