Frank Gannucci
08-23-2008, 09:16 AM
"The Sleepwalker":
Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep."
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"The Sleepwalker":
Doctor: "I want you to count backwards from 100."
Ed: "100...99...98...97...3."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Remember last year at the convention when the cops were cracking
down on the people who were dropping bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just went 1...2...3 and I threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "Look me all over. Now describe my build to me."
Ed: "Well, if I were to describe your build, I would say you have very well-developed muscles. Got good bone structure. Very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."
Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippo."
"Checkup":
Ed: "Has there been anything you wanted to look inside that didn't belong to you?"
Ralph: "Yes. Your head."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "Get in that kitchen and start cleaning up."
Alice: "Only if I use you for a mop."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "In this hotel, the guest doesn't have to lift a finger."
Ed: "Neither does the manager."
"You're In The Picture":
Ed: "Did you really cut yourself shaving?"
Ralph: "Of course not."
Ed: "Oh, you dog you. You have been eating pizza again."
Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep."
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"The Sleepwalker":
Doctor: "I want you to count backwards from 100."
Ed: "100...99...98...97...3."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Remember last year at the convention when the cops were cracking
down on the people who were dropping bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just went 1...2...3 and I threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "Look me all over. Now describe my build to me."
Ed: "Well, if I were to describe your build, I would say you have very well-developed muscles. Got good bone structure. Very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."
Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippo."
"Checkup":
Ed: "Has there been anything you wanted to look inside that didn't belong to you?"
Ralph: "Yes. Your head."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "Get in that kitchen and start cleaning up."
Alice: "Only if I use you for a mop."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "In this hotel, the guest doesn't have to lift a finger."
Ed: "Neither does the manager."
"You're In The Picture":
Ed: "Did you really cut yourself shaving?"
Ralph: "Of course not."
Ed: "Oh, you dog you. You have been eating pizza again."