Frank Gannucci
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
"The Sleepwalker":
(Both Ralph and Ed are trying to sleep in separate beds in the same bedroom. Ed has been bothering Ralph to the point where Ralph can't sleep.)
Ed: "Ralph, are you sure you don't want a kumpquat?"
Ralph (turning over, yells): "WILL YOU GET TO BED?"
"Hello Mom":
Ed: "Ralph, you forgot to give me the friendly Racoon bye-bye!" (raising the tail on his cap): "Whoooooo!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Principle of The Thing":
(Jack Benny, who is playing the landlord, is visiting Ralph. He uses his own voice as he says the punchline in this quote.)
Ralph (to the landlord): "YOU SQUEEZE A PENNY SO HARD THAT WHEN YOU
ARE THROUGH, BOTH HEADS AND TAILS ARE ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE COIN. NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?"
Landlord: "Well!"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Everybody please be calm. I know exactly where we are and I don't need a road map either."
Ralph: "How could you figure that?"
Ed: "Well, the sun is over there. There's the west. There's the north and there's the south."
Ralph: "Well, where are we?"
Ed: "Right smack in the middle."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
(Ed is rehearsing what Ralph should do when he comes to his surprise party which is scheduled for tomorrow night. Ed is moving around the room in a very unsurprised fashion.)
Ed (yells): "WOW! WHAT A SURPRISE!"
Alice (from other room): "What's going on out there?"
Ralph: "Nothing, go back to bed Alice."
Ed: "Yeah, I was just Ralph should do when he comes home tomorrow night."
"Move Uptown":
Ed: "I like to have a toast with you Ralph being that it's your last night here."
Ralph: "You know that's awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Two For The Money":
Ed: "This is the first day this week that I have a night away from Trixie."
Trixie: "Big deal. It's Monday."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph says that if he keeps getting good positions at the Raccoon Lodge. If he does, more tails may hang from his Raccoon cap.)
Ralph: "Preety soon, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what it is like to be a thirteen-tail man?"
Alice: "I don't know. It must be pretty special since a monkey only has one."
(Both Ralph and Ed are trying to sleep in separate beds in the same bedroom. Ed has been bothering Ralph to the point where Ralph can't sleep.)
Ed: "Ralph, are you sure you don't want a kumpquat?"
Ralph (turning over, yells): "WILL YOU GET TO BED?"
"Hello Mom":
Ed: "Ralph, you forgot to give me the friendly Racoon bye-bye!" (raising the tail on his cap): "Whoooooo!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Principle of The Thing":
(Jack Benny, who is playing the landlord, is visiting Ralph. He uses his own voice as he says the punchline in this quote.)
Ralph (to the landlord): "YOU SQUEEZE A PENNY SO HARD THAT WHEN YOU
ARE THROUGH, BOTH HEADS AND TAILS ARE ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE COIN. NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?"
Landlord: "Well!"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Everybody please be calm. I know exactly where we are and I don't need a road map either."
Ralph: "How could you figure that?"
Ed: "Well, the sun is over there. There's the west. There's the north and there's the south."
Ralph: "Well, where are we?"
Ed: "Right smack in the middle."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
(Ed is rehearsing what Ralph should do when he comes to his surprise party which is scheduled for tomorrow night. Ed is moving around the room in a very unsurprised fashion.)
Ed (yells): "WOW! WHAT A SURPRISE!"
Alice (from other room): "What's going on out there?"
Ralph: "Nothing, go back to bed Alice."
Ed: "Yeah, I was just Ralph should do when he comes home tomorrow night."
"Move Uptown":
Ed: "I like to have a toast with you Ralph being that it's your last night here."
Ralph: "You know that's awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Two For The Money":
Ed: "This is the first day this week that I have a night away from Trixie."
Trixie: "Big deal. It's Monday."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph says that if he keeps getting good positions at the Raccoon Lodge. If he does, more tails may hang from his Raccoon cap.)
Ralph: "Preety soon, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what it is like to be a thirteen-tail man?"
Alice: "I don't know. It must be pretty special since a monkey only has one."