Frank Gannucci
08-15-2008, 08:45 AM
"Curse of The Kramdens":
"Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden. Beware! Ha ha ha!"
Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-o-r-t-o-n."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that."
Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up."
Alice: "Your leg won't go up?"
Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I'll get less to eat. I'll start losing weight. Then do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "Do you realize that you Raccoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Raccoons have more emergencies than the U.N."
"Guest Speaker":
(Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.)
Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon."
Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Double Anniversary":
(Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.)
Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint."
Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie."
"Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden. Beware! Ha ha ha!"
Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-o-r-t-o-n."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that."
Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up."
Alice: "Your leg won't go up?"
Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I'll get less to eat. I'll start losing weight. Then do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "Do you realize that you Raccoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Raccoons have more emergencies than the U.N."
"Guest Speaker":
(Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.)
Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon."
Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Double Anniversary":
(Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.)
Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint."
Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie."