Frank Gannucci
08-11-2008, 10:20 AM
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders."
Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "I work for the Gotham Bus Company."
Bud Collyer (as himself): "Well, they do say that travel broadens one."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "You help me and I will help you. Like they say: 'One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face.'"
Ed: "Never mind that. Just give me some water. I know how to wash."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picked up his jacket that d accidently burned by leaving the hot iron on it.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "I'm just mad at Alice because she thinks that there is nobody stupid enough to offer me a job like the one I was offered today."
Ed: "This guy sounds stupid enough."
"Norton Moves In":
(Ralph and Norton are sharing the cot. Ed is having a cigarette.)
Ed: "Ralph, I dropped the match in the bed. Ralph?"
Ralph: "Nee na miz."
Ralph (feeling the lit match,
yells): "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis. And I'm the Treasurer Alice, I'm responsible. If I don't get some money into that treasury you know what might happen? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be! Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "Yeah, real estate values in Bensonhurst will go up 100%."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."
Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders."
Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "I work for the Gotham Bus Company."
Bud Collyer (as himself): "Well, they do say that travel broadens one."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "You help me and I will help you. Like they say: 'One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face.'"
Ed: "Never mind that. Just give me some water. I know how to wash."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
(Ralph picked up his jacket that d accidently burned by leaving the hot iron on it.)
Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"
Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "I'm just mad at Alice because she thinks that there is nobody stupid enough to offer me a job like the one I was offered today."
Ed: "This guy sounds stupid enough."
"Norton Moves In":
(Ralph and Norton are sharing the cot. Ed is having a cigarette.)
Ed: "Ralph, I dropped the match in the bed. Ralph?"
Ralph: "Nee na miz."
Ralph (feeling the lit match,
yells): "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis. And I'm the Treasurer Alice, I'm responsible. If I don't get some money into that treasury you know what might happen? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be! Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "Yeah, real estate values in Bensonhurst will go up 100%."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."