Frank Gannucci
08-10-2008, 10:20 AM
"Move Uptown":
Ed: "I would like to have a toast."
Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Move Uptown":
(Ed looks at the peep hole.)
Ed: "What is this used for?"
Ralph: "Oh, that is in case someone knocks on the door and you don't want to let him in like a delivery boy or somebody?"
Ed: "The only thing that you can deliver through that thing is a salami."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph (yellis angerly): "I AM GOING TO THE BALL GAME AND THAT'S THAT."
Alice: "And they say all fat men are jolly."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You're gone all right."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that this morning Ralph insisted on making the beds?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What's wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he could make them."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "$600! I don't know what to do first."
Ed: "I do."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "I wouldn't tell Trixie."
"The New Manager":
Trixie: "Ralph has got a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "I was handling that job perfectly. You know what happened today wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault."
(Ralph is referring to the incident where he got stuck between two large pipes because of his weight.)
Alice: "No Ralph, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing your impression of two pounds of bologna in a one pound bag."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ed: "Remember when we had the Racoon Convention in New York last year and the cops were cracking down on the people throwing water bags out the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just threw them out the
window."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
Ed: "I would like to have a toast."
Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."
Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"
"Move Uptown":
(Ed looks at the peep hole.)
Ed: "What is this used for?"
Ralph: "Oh, that is in case someone knocks on the door and you don't want to let him in like a delivery boy or somebody?"
Ed: "The only thing that you can deliver through that thing is a salami."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph (yellis angerly): "I AM GOING TO THE BALL GAME AND THAT'S THAT."
Alice: "And they say all fat men are jolly."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You're gone all right."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that this morning Ralph insisted on making the beds?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What's wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he could make them."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "$600! I don't know what to do first."
Ed: "I do."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "I wouldn't tell Trixie."
"The New Manager":
Trixie: "Ralph has got a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "I was handling that job perfectly. You know what happened today wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault."
(Ralph is referring to the incident where he got stuck between two large pipes because of his weight.)
Alice: "No Ralph, it wasn't your fault. You were just doing your impression of two pounds of bologna in a one pound bag."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ed: "Remember when we had the Racoon Convention in New York last year and the cops were cracking down on the people throwing water bags out the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just threw them out the
window."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."