Frank Gannucci
08-06-2008, 01:24 PM
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Dial J For Janitor":
(The house phone is ringing.)
Ralph: "I'm not answering it. I'm not answering it. Let ir ring, ring, ring because I'm not answering it."
Alice: "But they are playing your song."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OW!"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "YOU TRY TO WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN
THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop in here unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork three times a week."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "We are in a foregin country and in a foreign country, you got to live like a native.
Alice: "Ralph, in Brooklyn I live like a native."
"Six Months To Live":
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Dial J For Janitor":
(The house phone is ringing.)
Ralph: "I'm not answering it. I'm not answering it. Let ir ring, ring, ring because I'm not answering it."
Alice: "But they are playing your song."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OW!"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "YOU TRY TO WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN
THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop in here unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork three times a week."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "We are in a foregin country and in a foreign country, you got to live like a native.
Alice: "Ralph, in Brooklyn I live like a native."
"Six Months To Live":
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"