Frank Gannucci
08-05-2008, 01:54 PM
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship."
Ralph: "What did you use for evidence, a picture of this dump?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden?"
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramden."
"Principle of The Thing":
(The Kramdens have no water. Ed tries to listen to the pipes with a stethoscope to see what the trouble is.)
Ed: "There is your trouble right there. No water."
Ralph: "Did you hear that? He said no water. There's an intelligent man who has spent practically his entire life in the swer and believe you me when he says that there is no water, there is no water." (yells): "I KNOW THERE IS NO WATER."
Ed: "Now you are getting it from the expert's mouth."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "My dad once said: 'For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. For one of a battle, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost.'"
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship."
Ralph: "What did you use for evidence, a picture of this dump?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden?"
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramden."
"Principle of The Thing":
(The Kramdens have no water. Ed tries to listen to the pipes with a stethoscope to see what the trouble is.)
Ed: "There is your trouble right there. No water."
Ralph: "Did you hear that? He said no water. There's an intelligent man who has spent practically his entire life in the swer and believe you me when he says that there is no water, there is no water." (yells): "I KNOW THERE IS NO WATER."
Ed: "Now you are getting it from the expert's mouth."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "My dad once said: 'For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. For one of a battle, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost.'"
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"