Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?"

Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."

"Great Jewel Robbery":

Ralph: "In the race to get ahead, I am way out in front."

Ed: "Yes, you certainly are way out in front."

"Move Uptown":

Ed: "I would like to drink you a farewell toast."

Ralph: "You know that is awafully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."

Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"

"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"

Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."

"$99,000 Answer":

Herb Norris: "What is it you do for a living?"

Ralph: "I brive a dus."

Herb: "You brive a dus."

Ralph: "A dus I brive."

"On Stage":

Ralph: "'Be kind to the people you meet on the way up because you are going to meet the same type of people on the way down.'"

Ed: "That's nice Ralph. 'Be kind to the people you meet on the way up because you are going to meet the same type of people on the way down.' Happens to me every day in the sewer."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?"

Alice: "Your salary couldn't even drip out."

"You're In The Picture":

Ralph: "I cut myself shaving this morning."

Alice: "You cut yourself shaving and you are only now starting to bleed?"

Ed: "That's understandable. With the way Ralph is built, it takes a long time for his blood to reach the surface."

"Without Reservations":

(All of them are in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs."

Alice: "I wouldn't do that. I think that they are holding up the wall."