Who Would Win (Part 2) BINGO VS RALPH MOUTH

[mirroronthewall]

First off, I want to give kudos to 'silentbri's hilariously well-done 'Who Would Win (Part 1)' between the Fonz and Gilligan. Good one, Bri. Now to the second fight of the evening! Being that Robert Pierce's character, BINGO, was to 'Joannie Loves Chachi' what Donny Most's RALPH MOUTH was to 'Happy Days' (two main comic roles of their respective show), who would win in an MTV-style Death Match between Robert Pierce and Donny Most. Give it to me, people! Don't only tell me WHO would win, but exactly HOW the match would be won! Hey, 'Silent Bri', when this one's over, what should the THIRD billing of the evening be?

[silentbri]

Thanks! I'll figure out a new match up before I leave work tonight, and post it here later today. As far as your sceenario goes, I'm afraid I can't help you. I only ever saw one episode of Joannie Loves Chachi, and can barely remember that (vague memories of "The Loco Motion" come to mind). I have no idea who this "Bingo" person is, but if I assume that he is the a-typical comic releif (ala Dave Coulier on "Full House"), then I suppose that Ralph would have to win. You gotta remember, Ralph has been in the Army with Ritchie for a long time, so he's now trained to kill on command! Ralph would start out by being the good old cowardly Ralph that we all know and love, but then Fonzie would give him a pepe talk in the Bathroom and remind him that he's a man now.

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[The T]

I agree with silentbri. MAlph would win. He (like gilligan) would wihtout knowing it knock this bingo dude (who I don't know who is either) and he'd win.

see ya~The T

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[I_like_TV]

I got to agree with the last two replies. I'm familiar with the two of these TV characters. If I were a Vegas odds-maker, I'd have 7-to-2 odds on Ralph Mouth. This means that if you bet $10 on Bingo, and if Bingo were to actually win, you would win $35. This sounds rather fair to me. Now let's discuss another aspect of this scenario: Who wins if ROBERT PIERCE fights against DONNY MOST; not 'BINGO' versus 'RALPH'?? Good question, eh? Maybe Donny in real-life doesn't have a military background; and maybe Robert has studied his share of martial arts in his life. Let's now shift the fight-analysis to THIS scenario - a projected duel between the actual ACTORS, not the CHARACTERS. Mirror? Bri? T? Anyone else? What's your takes?

[LaverneShirley]

Okay, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but when I saw the topic I was wondering, "WHO THE HECK IS RALPH MOUTH??!" It's Ralph MALPH, he even had a t-shirt that had it...

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