Frank Gannucci
07-30-2008, 09:58 PM
"The Worry Wart":
Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated by the government."
Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them."
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Head of The House"):
Ralph: "I'm a horse. You are a mouse."
Ed: "Let me say this. I rather be a live mouse then a dead horse."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "I am the master of this house and you are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph & Ed are playing poker with a bunch of people.)
Ralph: "Why are you raising everyone if you are going out for?"
Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "That is a peephole. When someone knocks on your door, you look through that just in case it is a person that you don't want to let in like a deliver boy."
Ed: "The only thing you can deliver through there is a salami."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Ralph (to Emily): "He has a sickness."
Ed (as Count Marco): "I am allergic to sphagetti."
"Mod Couple" (aka "Honeymooners In England"):
Trixie: "I don't think that I am the maid type."
Ed: "She's right Ralph. Can you cast her as an English Bulldog?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty."
Doctor: "Mr. Kramden, who is Shorty?"
Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."
Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated by the government."
Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them."
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Head of The House"):
Ralph: "I'm a horse. You are a mouse."
Ed: "Let me say this. I rather be a live mouse then a dead horse."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "I am the master of this house and you are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph & Ed are playing poker with a bunch of people.)
Ralph: "Why are you raising everyone if you are going out for?"
Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "That is a peephole. When someone knocks on your door, you look through that just in case it is a person that you don't want to let in like a deliver boy."
Ed: "The only thing you can deliver through there is a salami."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Ralph (to Emily): "He has a sickness."
Ed (as Count Marco): "I am allergic to sphagetti."
"Mod Couple" (aka "Honeymooners In England"):
Trixie: "I don't think that I am the maid type."
Ed: "She's right Ralph. Can you cast her as an English Bulldog?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty."
Doctor: "Mr. Kramden, who is Shorty?"
Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."