tv star collector
07-24-2008, 01:13 PM
A tip of the hat goes to local humorist Jim McKeown and to the South Carolina
Press Association Bulletin for these gems:
"March Planned For Next August"
"Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence"
"Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water"
"Blind Bishop Appointed to See"
"LA Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide"
"Patient at Death's Door -- Doctors Pull Him Through"
"Diaper Market Bottoms Out"
"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped"
"Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin"
"Killer Sentenced to Die for the Second Time in 10 Years"
"Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One"
"Autos Killing 110 a Day -- Let's Resolve to Do Better"
"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years"
"Flaming Toilet Causes Evacuation at High School"
Press Association Bulletin for these gems:
"March Planned For Next August"
"Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence"
"Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water"
"Blind Bishop Appointed to See"
"LA Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide"
"Patient at Death's Door -- Doctors Pull Him Through"
"Diaper Market Bottoms Out"
"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped"
"Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin"
"Killer Sentenced to Die for the Second Time in 10 Years"
"Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One"
"Autos Killing 110 a Day -- Let's Resolve to Do Better"
"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years"
"Flaming Toilet Causes Evacuation at High School"