Frank Gannucci
07-05-2008, 09:35 AM
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Lost Baby":
Alice: "What was a baby doing on your bus?"
Ralph: "You don't expect a baby this young to walk do you?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)
Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."
Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "Do you know that you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies than the U.N."
"Ralph Goes Hollywood":
Ralph: "Do you know an assgot when you see one?"
Ed: "You certainly are."
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.)
Ed: "Our money is in a joint account."
Ralph: "So what? That money is yours just as it is hers."
Ed: "There's a slight technicality there. Our joint account is in the name of Trixie and her mother."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"
Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."
Ralph: "Do they help?"
Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Lost Baby":
Alice: "What was a baby doing on your bus?"
Ralph: "You don't expect a baby this young to walk do you?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)
Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."
Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "Do you know that you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies than the U.N."
"Ralph Goes Hollywood":
Ralph: "Do you know an assgot when you see one?"
Ed: "You certainly are."
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.)
Ed: "Our money is in a joint account."
Ralph: "So what? That money is yours just as it is hers."
Ed: "There's a slight technicality there. Our joint account is in the name of Trixie and her mother."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"
Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."
Ralph: "Do they help?"
Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"