Frank Gannucci
06-14-2008, 10:05 AM
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"A Promotion Part 1":
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"Pal O' Mine":
(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)
Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"
Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you."
(The phone rings. Alice picks it up.)
Alice: "Hello?" (slightly poking Ralph with the receiver): "It's for you-you-you."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of."
Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
(Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.)
Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Shut up!"
Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"A Promotion Part 1":
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"Pal O' Mine":
(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)
Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"
Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you."
(The phone rings. Alice picks it up.)
Alice: "Hello?" (slightly poking Ralph with the receiver): "It's for you-you-you."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of."
Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
(Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.)
Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Shut up!"
Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"