Frank Gannucci
04-08-2008, 07:24 AM
"Without Reservations":
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business
possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."
Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."
"Lawsuit" (Color version):
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you walk out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Cottage for Sale Part 1":
(Ralph tells Alice that he will get the money for the cottage from his life insurance. Alice thinks that that is crazy.)
Alice: "You got rocks in your head Ralph."
Ralph: "I got rocks in my head? I got rocks in my head? I got nothing in my head."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"Two Men on a Horse Part 1":
(Ralph is trying to scrape money to make up for the lodge money he lost.)
Ralph: "All I could scrape together was $6."
Ed: "Why don't you hock Alice's wedding ring?"
Ralph: "Where do you think I got the $6 from?"
"Man in the Blue Suit":
Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely around here without you."
Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?"
Ed: "I would if you just go away every once and a while."
"Something Fishy":
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: "15 years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber."
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business
possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."
Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."
"Lawsuit" (Color version):
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you walk out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Cottage for Sale Part 1":
(Ralph tells Alice that he will get the money for the cottage from his life insurance. Alice thinks that that is crazy.)
Alice: "You got rocks in your head Ralph."
Ralph: "I got rocks in my head? I got rocks in my head? I got nothing in my head."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"Two Men on a Horse Part 1":
(Ralph is trying to scrape money to make up for the lodge money he lost.)
Ralph: "All I could scrape together was $6."
Ed: "Why don't you hock Alice's wedding ring?"
Ralph: "Where do you think I got the $6 from?"
"Man in the Blue Suit":
Ralph: "I want you to know Alice that it was pretty lonely around here without you."
Trixie: "Oh Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?"
Ed: "I would if you just go away every once and a while."
"Something Fishy":
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: "15 years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber."