Frank Gannucci
04-06-2008, 07:25 AM
"Man in the Blue Suit":
Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."
Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"
Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!"
"New Manager":
Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"
Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
Ralph: "You are an idiot."
Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph: ‘A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"
Ralph: "Good gosh!"
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How can I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her whose boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."
Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."
Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"
Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!"
"New Manager":
Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"
Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
Ralph: "You are an idiot."
Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph: ‘A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"
Ralph: "Good gosh!"
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How can I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her whose boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."