Frank Gannucci
04-03-2008, 06:55 PM
"Oh My Aching Back":
Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!"
(Alice comes out.)
Alice: "What was that?"
Ralph: "I was just yawning."
Alice: "Yawning? It sounded like feeding time at the zoo."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "How could you be so stupid Norton? Why would you want to go? You know the ending as well as I do."
Ed: "You call me stupid? You call me stupid? It just so happens that it makes no difference to me what the ending of the play is. I will just wait until it gets real close to the end of the show and I will get up and walk out."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ed: "How about a kiss Trixie?"
Trixie: "I'm too tired."
Ed: "I work in the sewer all day and she's tired."
Trixie: "That is another reason."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."
Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "What good is money when you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are darn right I can't I never go anywhere."
"Boy Next Door":
Ralph: "My dad once said this: 'For one of a sock, a shoe was lost. For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost.'"
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably wouldn't remember what I looked like."
Ed: "That's okay. You go down there tomorrow and apply for another job."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "We will just have to live on our expenses."
Alice: "Swell! That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"
Ralph (yelling in pain): "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!"
(Alice comes out.)
Alice: "What was that?"
Ralph: "I was just yawning."
Alice: "Yawning? It sounded like feeding time at the zoo."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "How could you be so stupid Norton? Why would you want to go? You know the ending as well as I do."
Ed: "You call me stupid? You call me stupid? It just so happens that it makes no difference to me what the ending of the play is. I will just wait until it gets real close to the end of the show and I will get up and walk out."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ed: "How about a kiss Trixie?"
Trixie: "I'm too tired."
Ed: "I work in the sewer all day and she's tired."
Trixie: "That is another reason."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."
Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "What good is money when you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are darn right I can't I never go anywhere."
"Boy Next Door":
Ralph: "My dad once said this: 'For one of a sock, a shoe was lost. For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost.'"
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably wouldn't remember what I looked like."
Ed: "That's okay. You go down there tomorrow and apply for another job."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "We will just have to live on our expenses."
Alice: "Swell! That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"