Frank Gannucci
04-02-2008, 12:50 PM
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched the cornette in years."
Ralph: "I want to keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he wants to keep them."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you know that if I become Raccoon of The Year that we get the honor of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetary? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, that's wonderful Ralph. Just wonderful. I always dreamed about going out west."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT."
Ed: "Okay, what's the hint?"
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed looks at the toaster.)
Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."
Alice: "What does that mean?"
Ed: "There's a screw loose."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."
Trixie: "I don't know."
(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)
(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)
Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"
Ed: "Shhh."
Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."
Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.)
Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched the cornette in years."
Ralph: "I want to keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he wants to keep them."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you know that if I become Raccoon of The Year that we get the honor of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetary? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, that's wonderful Ralph. Just wonderful. I always dreamed about going out west."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT."
Ed: "Okay, what's the hint?"
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed looks at the toaster.)
Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."
Alice: "What does that mean?"
Ed: "There's a screw loose."
"Move Uptown":
Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."
Trixie: "I don't know."
(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)
(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)
Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"
Ed: "Shhh."
Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."
Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"
Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.)
Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."