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Frank Gannucci
04-01-2008, 12:38 AM
(AmericanLife TV):

(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Fri. April 4 10p & Sat. April 5, 2008 12a #49 – “We’re Off To See The Wizard”: The Honeymooners' Mardi Gras celebration turns typically topsy-turvy. A hotel mix-up leads the foursome to Emma (Doro Merande), Norton's very-distant relative. Emma, a phony spiritualist, takes them in -- then in a séance tries to take Ralph in again. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 6636/for Sat.: 57704.)

Fri. April 11 10p & Sat. April 12, 2008 12a #50 – “Operation Protest”: Ralph gets his big break when he becomes public-relations director for his bus company. But joy may be short-lived: guess which bus company Alice's protester-nephew is picketing. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 7072/for Sat.: 14256.)

(WPIX-TV & WPIXDT) (CW11)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Mon. April 7 & Mon. April 14, 2008 1a “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour”:
Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX will eventually set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. I can imagine that voting for the episodes will start one week in advance. (Example: The viewing process for this Monday’s episodes will begin one week before.)

Here are the VCR Plus Codes:
Channel Date Time
WPIX 11 Mon, Apr 7 1a VCR+: 60674
WPIXDT Mon, Apr 7 1a VCR+: 10552
WPIX 11 Mon, Apr 7 1:30 AM VCR+: 13200
WPIXDT Mon, Apr 7 1:30 AM VCR+: 32216
WPIX 11 Mon, Apr 14 1:00 AM VCR+: 45578
WPIXDT Mon, Apr 14 1:00 AM VCR+: 59608
WPIX 11 Mon, Apr 14 1:30 AM VCR+: 54714
WPIXD Mon, Apr 14 1:30 AM VCR+: 84882

Credit goes to tvguide.com, honeymooners.net & Yahoo! Groups You’re A Riot!

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."

(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)

Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"

"Quiz Show":

Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."

Ralph: "What question was that?"

Ed: "My name."

"Battle of the Sexes":

Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."

Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."

Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."

"The Deciding Vote":

Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got
hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."

Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."

"Checkup":

Ed: "Has there been anything you wanted to look inside that didn't belong to you?"

Ralph: "Yes. Your head."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "Get in that kitchen and start cleaning up."

Alice: "Only if I use you for a mop."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "In this hotel, the guest doesn't have to lift a finger."

Ed: "Neither does the manager."

"You're In the Picture":

Ed: "Did you really cut yourself shaving?"

Ralph: "Of course not."

Ed: "Oh, you dog you. You have been eating pizza again."