Frank Gannucci
03-26-2008, 01:26 PM
"A Promotion Part 1":
(It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.)
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"Pal O' Mine":
(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)
Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"
Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of."
Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
(Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.)
Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it."
"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "You don't think I'm crazy."
(Ralph sits down and hits his knee with a hammer. He thinks that his leg that has the knee cap that he hit should go up.)
Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."
Alice: "It sure does."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.)
Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Norton, did ya send the record?"
Ed: "Did I send it? You asked me a million times. O' course I sent it."
Ralph: "Well then why isn't she here? She shoulda got the record by now. Are you sure you addressed it right?"
Ed: "I know I addressed it right. I even took precautions. You know on the envelope, on the outside you know where it says "If not delivered in five days return to--"? I crossed that out. I said, "Never mind this 'If not delivered in five days'--Deliver it!"
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I'm writing down all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?'"
(It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.)
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"Pal O' Mine":
(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)
Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"
Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of."
Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
(Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.)
Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"
Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it."
"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "You don't think I'm crazy."
(Ralph sits down and hits his knee with a hammer. He thinks that his leg that has the knee cap that he hit should go up.)
Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."
Alice: "It sure does."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.)
Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Norton, did ya send the record?"
Ed: "Did I send it? You asked me a million times. O' course I sent it."
Ralph: "Well then why isn't she here? She shoulda got the record by now. Are you sure you addressed it right?"
Ed: "I know I addressed it right. I even took precautions. You know on the envelope, on the outside you know where it says "If not delivered in five days return to--"? I crossed that out. I said, "Never mind this 'If not delivered in five days'--Deliver it!"
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I'm writing down all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?'"