Frank Gannucci
03-24-2008, 01:54 PM
"Hello Mom":
Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?"
Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's favorite."
Ralph: "Well, I hope when Ricardo gets here tonight he enjoys it!"
"Peacemaker":
Alice: "Why don't you take advantage of the time you have now and go to sleep."
Ralph: "You're right. Sorry I yelled at you. Good night."
(Ralph goes to the bedroom. The alarm clock rings. It's 5am. Time to go to work for Ralph. Ralph brings the alarm clock out and has a weird look on his face while Audrey tries her best not to laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK. IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK."
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Expectant Father":
Ed: "The sewer was swarming with FBI men."
Trixie: "FBI men? What were they doing in the sewer?"
Ed: "They were looking for wetbacks who were trying to beat the cross-town traffic."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Hey Ralph?"
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Mind if I smoke?"
Ralph: "I don't care if you burn."
"Operation: Protest":
(Clifford just cost Ralph his job at the bus company.)
Clifford: "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one of Cliff's fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph accidently pours Ed's beer into the mixture that they are making to make the bair-growing formula.)
Ed: "I was looking for my beer."
Ralph: "You stupid stupe! You made me poor the beer into the mixture."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ed: "Now give me the $5."
Ralph (making a fist in an angry fashion): "You want five? I will give you five right now."
Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?"
Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's favorite."
Ralph: "Well, I hope when Ricardo gets here tonight he enjoys it!"
"Peacemaker":
Alice: "Why don't you take advantage of the time you have now and go to sleep."
Ralph: "You're right. Sorry I yelled at you. Good night."
(Ralph goes to the bedroom. The alarm clock rings. It's 5am. Time to go to work for Ralph. Ralph brings the alarm clock out and has a weird look on his face while Audrey tries her best not to laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK. IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK."
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Expectant Father":
Ed: "The sewer was swarming with FBI men."
Trixie: "FBI men? What were they doing in the sewer?"
Ed: "They were looking for wetbacks who were trying to beat the cross-town traffic."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Hey Ralph?"
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Mind if I smoke?"
Ralph: "I don't care if you burn."
"Operation: Protest":
(Clifford just cost Ralph his job at the bus company.)
Clifford: "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one of Cliff's fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph accidently pours Ed's beer into the mixture that they are making to make the bair-growing formula.)
Ed: "I was looking for my beer."
Ralph: "You stupid stupe! You made me poor the beer into the mixture."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ed: "Now give me the $5."
Ralph (making a fist in an angry fashion): "You want five? I will give you five right now."