Frank Gannucci
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Norton Moves In":
Ralph: "They are going upstairs."
Alice: "They are staying here."
Ralph (yells): "THEY ARE GOING UPSTAIRS."
Alice: "They are going upstairs over my dead body."
Ralph: "Don't tempt me."
"Pal O' Mine":
Trixie: "Ed said for all the sewerworkers to come formal to the party."
Alice: "Formal?"
Trixie: "White ties and black boots."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How could I get there as fast as you Alice?"
Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
Ed: "How long is the lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "What is the usual?"
Ralph: "99 years."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Ralph & Ed went to see Mr. Washington Kenmore. Ed disguised himself to look 18. Later on, Washington Kenmore visited the Kramdens.)
Trixie: "I'm Treeny's high school sweetheart."
Washington Kenmore (looking at her): "You're kidding."
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Norton Moves In":
Ralph: "They are going upstairs."
Alice: "They are staying here."
Ralph (yells): "THEY ARE GOING UPSTAIRS."
Alice: "They are going upstairs over my dead body."
Ralph: "Don't tempt me."
"Pal O' Mine":
Trixie: "Ed said for all the sewerworkers to come formal to the party."
Alice: "Formal?"
Trixie: "White ties and black boots."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How could I get there as fast as you Alice?"
Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
Ed: "How long is the lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "What is the usual?"
Ralph: "99 years."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Ralph & Ed went to see Mr. Washington Kenmore. Ed disguised himself to look 18. Later on, Washington Kenmore visited the Kramdens.)
Trixie: "I'm Treeny's high school sweetheart."
Washington Kenmore (looking at her): "You're kidding."