Frank Gannucci
03-18-2008, 12:19 AM
(AmericanLife TV):
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. March 21 10p & Sat. March 22, 2008 12am #46 – “The Match Game”: Frances Langford plays the brain behind a computer-match service, as the Honeymooners breeze into the Windy City. Computer-wise, the Norton's match really clicks -- but Cupid somehow missed with the Kramdens! Who's at fault, man or machine? (VCR Plus for Fri.: 1605. For Sat.: 88889.)
Fri. March 28 10p & Sat. March 29, 2008 12am #47 – “Double Trouble”: Jackie plays a dual role as the Honeymooners check in at scenic Sun Valley, Idaho. A Kramden look alike is passing some bad checks, and the Honeymooners devise their own disguise to track down the culprit. (VCR Plus for Fri. 8849. For Sat.: 15190.)
(WPIX-TV & WPIXDT) (CW11)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. March 23 & Mon. March 31, 2008 “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour”:
Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX will eventually set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. I can imagine that voting for the episodes will start one week in advance. (Example: The viewing process for this Monday’s episodes will begin one week before.)
Credit goes to tvguide.com, honeymooners.net & Yahoo! Groups You’re A Riot!
"TV or Not TV":
Ed: "We flipped a coin to see who would get the TV set. Ralph said: 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It was tails, so I lost."
Ralph (to Alice): "Don't look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That is how we got married."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ralph: "You are the first woman in history that has ever interrupted the Raccoon song."
Alice: "Well-scottie-wattie-do-dah-day."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right.”Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"Box Top Kid Part 2":
(Ed comes out with pillows in his clothing. He is supposed to look fat like Ralph.)
Alice: "Ed looks like a big, overstuffed balloon."
Ralph: "That's okay. I am supposed to look like Ralph."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "It just so happens that I am Taurus the Bull. Well, what do you have to say to that?"
Alice: "Moooooooo."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Alice's Mom: "When I got married, I had a more modern stove than that."
Ralph: "When you got married, fire wasn't even invented."
"Confusion, Italian Style":
(The Kramdens & Norton arrive in a VERY small car.)
Man: "These Italian cars aren't exactly very big."
Ralph: "You're telling me. When I first saw this, I thought that it was a cigarette lighter."
(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.
Fri. March 21 10p & Sat. March 22, 2008 12am #46 – “The Match Game”: Frances Langford plays the brain behind a computer-match service, as the Honeymooners breeze into the Windy City. Computer-wise, the Norton's match really clicks -- but Cupid somehow missed with the Kramdens! Who's at fault, man or machine? (VCR Plus for Fri.: 1605. For Sat.: 88889.)
Fri. March 28 10p & Sat. March 29, 2008 12am #47 – “Double Trouble”: Jackie plays a dual role as the Honeymooners check in at scenic Sun Valley, Idaho. A Kramden look alike is passing some bad checks, and the Honeymooners devise their own disguise to track down the culprit. (VCR Plus for Fri. 8849. For Sat.: 15190.)
(WPIX-TV & WPIXDT) (CW11)
TV-G
All times are Eastern.
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
Mon. March 23 & Mon. March 31, 2008 “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour”:
Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX will eventually set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. I can imagine that voting for the episodes will start one week in advance. (Example: The viewing process for this Monday’s episodes will begin one week before.)
Credit goes to tvguide.com, honeymooners.net & Yahoo! Groups You’re A Riot!
"TV or Not TV":
Ed: "We flipped a coin to see who would get the TV set. Ralph said: 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It was tails, so I lost."
Ralph (to Alice): "Don't look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That is how we got married."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ralph: "You are the first woman in history that has ever interrupted the Raccoon song."
Alice: "Well-scottie-wattie-do-dah-day."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right.”Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"Box Top Kid Part 2":
(Ed comes out with pillows in his clothing. He is supposed to look fat like Ralph.)
Alice: "Ed looks like a big, overstuffed balloon."
Ralph: "That's okay. I am supposed to look like Ralph."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "It just so happens that I am Taurus the Bull. Well, what do you have to say to that?"
Alice: "Moooooooo."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Alice's Mom: "When I got married, I had a more modern stove than that."
Ralph: "When you got married, fire wasn't even invented."
"Confusion, Italian Style":
(The Kramdens & Norton arrive in a VERY small car.)
Man: "These Italian cars aren't exactly very big."
Ralph: "You're telling me. When I first saw this, I thought that it was a cigarette lighter."