Frank Gannucci
03-17-2008, 12:35 PM
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Alice: "Why do you want the suit back?"
Ralph: "I'll tell you why. It's my lucky suit."
Alice: "Lucky suit? You haven't worn it in five years."
Ralph: "Do you know how lucky I have been for the last five years?"
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "This time, I am going to get my pot of gold."
Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "I am not nervous, Alice. I am not nervous. I may be a little excited about inheriting $40,000,000, but I am not nervous."
(Ralph polishes his sock.)
Alice: "You are not nervous Ralph. You are not nervous at all. You just read in Esquire about how the well-dressed man always polishes his sock."
"Quiz Show":
Alice: "Boy, that brother of yours is the stupidest person I have ever seen."
Ralph: "How could you look at me and say that?"
"Quiz Show":
Ralph: "I had four years of schooling."
Alice: "And I had eight years."
Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others."
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed has Trixie's dress on while Trixie has to measure the hems.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."
All quotes come from "Curse of The Kramdens":
#1
Mayor: "Did your mitther come from Ireland?"
Ed: "What's a mitther?"
Ralph: "He means your mother."
Ed: "No, she didn't. Neither did my britther or my sitther. It was my grandfither."
#2
Mayor: "Ah, you are a Kramden all right. You got the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."
(He shakes the hand of Ed.)
Ralph: "Wait a minute. I am the one with the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."
Ed: "Yeah, I got the tooth of an elk."
#3
(The mayor compliments the husbands on their chocie of wives.)
Alice: "You have been kissing the blarney stone."
Ed: "If he said those compliments about Trixie, I would say he drank he whole thing."
Happy St. Patty's Day!
Alice: "Why do you want the suit back?"
Ralph: "I'll tell you why. It's my lucky suit."
Alice: "Lucky suit? You haven't worn it in five years."
Ralph: "Do you know how lucky I have been for the last five years?"
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "This time, I am going to get my pot of gold."
Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "I am not nervous, Alice. I am not nervous. I may be a little excited about inheriting $40,000,000, but I am not nervous."
(Ralph polishes his sock.)
Alice: "You are not nervous Ralph. You are not nervous at all. You just read in Esquire about how the well-dressed man always polishes his sock."
"Quiz Show":
Alice: "Boy, that brother of yours is the stupidest person I have ever seen."
Ralph: "How could you look at me and say that?"
"Quiz Show":
Ralph: "I had four years of schooling."
Alice: "And I had eight years."
Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others."
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed has Trixie's dress on while Trixie has to measure the hems.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."
All quotes come from "Curse of The Kramdens":
#1
Mayor: "Did your mitther come from Ireland?"
Ed: "What's a mitther?"
Ralph: "He means your mother."
Ed: "No, she didn't. Neither did my britther or my sitther. It was my grandfither."
#2
Mayor: "Ah, you are a Kramden all right. You got the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."
(He shakes the hand of Ed.)
Ralph: "Wait a minute. I am the one with the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."
Ed: "Yeah, I got the tooth of an elk."
#3
(The mayor compliments the husbands on their chocie of wives.)
Alice: "You have been kissing the blarney stone."
Ed: "If he said those compliments about Trixie, I would say he drank he whole thing."
Happy St. Patty's Day!