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Frank Gannucci
03-12-2008, 01:32 PM
"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "What does 'icky' mean?"

Ed: "I don't know. Why?"

Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."

Ed: "Must mean fat."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "It is all the janitor's fault. You take it too easy with him.
You got to be hard with that type of guy. You got to tell him off and
tell him off good."

Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home."

Ralph: "All right. I'm home. So go down and tell him off."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a wedding the day I got married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":

(Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.)

Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers
coming to this place."

Jerry: "Yeah, and look what it did to my business."

"Follow The Boys":

(Alice wants to go to a movie with Ralph. Ralph says that he is
bowling.)

Ralph: "The Hurricanes need me."

Alice: "Well, I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the
biggest wind of them all isn't going to be there."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't fit a sqaure into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat."

"You're In The Picture":

(Ralph puts on a bullfighter's cap on the wrong way.)

Ralph: "Now everybody who sees this movie, will know where I am."

Alice: "Yeah. In a nuthouse."

"$99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"

Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."