Frank Gannucci
03-10-2008, 10:14 PM
"A Matter of Record":
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."
Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"
"Jellybeans":
(Ed eats some of the jellybeans.)
Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"
Ed: "What's the matter?"
(Ed spits them out.)
Ed: "What are they, poisned?"
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Shut up!"
Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ed: "Trixie, would you stop giving me limburger cheese sandwiches for lunch?"
Trixie: "I thought you liked them."
Ed: "I do but the guys down the sewer can't stand the smell."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ralph and Alice are on the "Beat The Clock" game show.)
Ralph (waving): "Hi mom!"
Bud Collyer: "Don't you think your mother will be happy that she saw you do that?"
Ralph: "I don't think so. She doesn't have a TV."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(The Nortons just entered into the poolroom.)
Ralph: "I didn't know that anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
Ed: "Why not call the dog Ralph."
Ralph: "Ralph?"
Ed: "Yeah, not only can people call him, dogs can call him too. Ralph! Ruff! Ralph! Ruff!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."
Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"
"Jellybeans":
(Ed eats some of the jellybeans.)
Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"
Ed: "What's the matter?"
(Ed spits them out.)
Ed: "What are they, poisned?"
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."
Ed: "Ralph..."
Ralph: "Shut up!"
Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ed: "Trixie, would you stop giving me limburger cheese sandwiches for lunch?"
Trixie: "I thought you liked them."
Ed: "I do but the guys down the sewer can't stand the smell."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ralph and Alice are on the "Beat The Clock" game show.)
Ralph (waving): "Hi mom!"
Bud Collyer: "Don't you think your mother will be happy that she saw you do that?"
Ralph: "I don't think so. She doesn't have a TV."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(The Nortons just entered into the poolroom.)
Ralph: "I didn't know that anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
Ed: "Why not call the dog Ralph."
Ralph: "Ralph?"
Ed: "Yeah, not only can people call him, dogs can call him too. Ralph! Ruff! Ralph! Ruff!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"