Frank Gannucci
03-06-2008, 09:58 AM
"Please Leave The Premises":
Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship."
Ralph: "What did you use for evidence, a picture of this dump?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden?"
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramden."
"Principle of The Thing":
(The Kramdens have no water. Ed tries to listen to the pipes with a stethoscope to see what the trouble is.)
Ed: "There is your trouble right there. No water."
Ralph: "Did you hear that? He said no water. There's an intelligent man who has spent practically his entire life in the swer and believe you me when he says that there is no water, there is no water." (yells): "I KNOW THERE IS NO WATER."
Ed: "Now you are getting it from the expert's mouth."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "I think the wallpaper is pretty. Alice thinks it is rotten. What do you think?"
(Ed looks at it.)
Ed: "I think that you are both right. It's pretty rotten."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you ake a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah, about 300 lbs. of it."
Mr. Johnson: "I couldn't just ask the rent commission for me to raise the rent. I had to prove hardship."
Ralph: "What did you use for evidence, a picture of this dump?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden?"
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramden."
"Principle of The Thing":
(The Kramdens have no water. Ed tries to listen to the pipes with a stethoscope to see what the trouble is.)
Ed: "There is your trouble right there. No water."
Ralph: "Did you hear that? He said no water. There's an intelligent man who has spent practically his entire life in the swer and believe you me when he says that there is no water, there is no water." (yells): "I KNOW THERE IS NO WATER."
Ed: "Now you are getting it from the expert's mouth."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "I think the wallpaper is pretty. Alice thinks it is rotten. What do you think?"
(Ed looks at it.)
Ed: "I think that you are both right. It's pretty rotten."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you ake a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah, about 300 lbs. of it."