Frank Gannucci
03-02-2008, 07:30 AM
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ed: "Who are they going to give your suit to?"
Ralph: "Some poor unfortunate person who is broken-down."
Ed: "That is right. Someone who can't afford to dress as well as we do."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Fred: "You will have to eat as much to help you stay alive Ralph."
Ed: "Even that will be too much."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
Ralph: "Why your sister married that loud blowhard, I will never know."
Alice: "She did so because you were already married."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want you to lend me the money. It is what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ralph: "Why did he say: 'Hey get a load of fatso there'?"
Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Young Man With A Horn":
(Ralph has been playing the cornet badly.)
Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?"
Ed: "Are you going to play the cornet?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Six Months To Live" (Color):
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."
Ed: "Who are they going to give your suit to?"
Ralph: "Some poor unfortunate person who is broken-down."
Ed: "That is right. Someone who can't afford to dress as well as we do."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Fred: "You will have to eat as much to help you stay alive Ralph."
Ed: "Even that will be too much."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
Ralph: "Why your sister married that loud blowhard, I will never know."
Alice: "She did so because you were already married."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want you to lend me the money. It is what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ralph: "Why did he say: 'Hey get a load of fatso there'?"
Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Young Man With A Horn":
(Ralph has been playing the cornet badly.)
Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?"
Ed: "Are you going to play the cornet?"
Ralph: "Yes."
Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Six Months To Live" (Color):
Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."
Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."
(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)
Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."