Frank Gannucci
02-29-2008, 10:13 AM
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Ralph: "I am the General. What I say goes."
Alice: "Then you better say Alice because I am going."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home to a candlelit dinner.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"
"Hero Part 1":
Mrs Halloway: "'He also says that if anybody says anything bad about you, he is willing to fight them."
Ed: "That kid is going to have a lot of fighting to do."
"Something Fishy":
Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"
Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!"
Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon."
"Move Uptown":
Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"
Ralph: "No."
Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "In a foreign country, you got to live like a native."
Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine."
Alice: That is a new word he just learned."
Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them."
"Two For The Money":
(Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.)
Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?"
Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home."
Ralph: "In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Ralph: "I am the General. What I say goes."
Alice: "Then you better say Alice because I am going."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home to a candlelit dinner.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"
"Hero Part 1":
Mrs Halloway: "'He also says that if anybody says anything bad about you, he is willing to fight them."
Ed: "That kid is going to have a lot of fighting to do."
"Something Fishy":
Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"
Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!"
Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon."
"Move Uptown":
Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"
Ralph: "No."
Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "In a foreign country, you got to live like a native."
Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine."
Alice: That is a new word he just learned."
Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them."
"Two For The Money":
(Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.)
Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?"
Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home."