Frank Gannucci
02-28-2008, 09:42 AM
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"TV or Not TV":
Ed: "Me and Ralph tossed a coin to see who would get the TV set. He said: 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It was tails, so I lost."
Ralph (to Alice): "Don't look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That's how we got married."
"Principle of The Thing":
(Ralph shows Alice the ugly wallpaper.)
Ralph: "What do you think?"
(Alice wraps up the wallpaper and gives it to Ralph along with his hat and opens the door.)
Alice: "And I don't want to see you back in this house again until the man gives you your money back."
Ralph: "Don't hint Alice."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
(Ralph hits his knee with a hammer.)
Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."
Alice: "It sure does."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "You have holes in your gloves. Fix the silverware."
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers up your nose?"
"The Main Event":
Dynamie: "I need a manager. SOmeone who will get me boxing matches."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you knocked out in 12 seconds?"
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in their uniforms. Ed's bellhop uniform is too tight.)
Ralph: "Are there any questions?"
Ed: "Yes, how do I get out of this chicken outfit?"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph walks through the doorway.)
Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "Hello. How did you know it was me?"
Alice's Mom: "I could feel the floor sag."
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"TV or Not TV":
Ed: "Me and Ralph tossed a coin to see who would get the TV set. He said: 'Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.' It was tails, so I lost."
Ralph (to Alice): "Don't look at me like that. I learned that trick from you. That's how we got married."
"Principle of The Thing":
(Ralph shows Alice the ugly wallpaper.)
Ralph: "What do you think?"
(Alice wraps up the wallpaper and gives it to Ralph along with his hat and opens the door.)
Alice: "And I don't want to see you back in this house again until the man gives you your money back."
Ralph: "Don't hint Alice."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
(Ralph hits his knee with a hammer.)
Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."
Alice: "It sure does."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "You have holes in your gloves. Fix the silverware."
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers up your nose?"
"The Main Event":
Dynamie: "I need a manager. SOmeone who will get me boxing matches."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you knocked out in 12 seconds?"
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in their uniforms. Ed's bellhop uniform is too tight.)
Ralph: "Are there any questions?"
Ed: "Yes, how do I get out of this chicken outfit?"
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph walks through the doorway.)
Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "Hello. How did you know it was me?"
Alice's Mom: "I could feel the floor sag."