Frank Gannucci
02-26-2008, 12:43 AM
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City."
Ed: "Trixie will go where I want to go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal! Put your foot down."
Alice: "What are you going to do if she puts up a squawk?"
Ed: "Very simple. I will tell her that Atlantic City is closed for the summer."
"Expectant Father":
(Ralph thinks that he is going to be a father. He wants his new boy to be a fighter.)
Ed: "Why don't you name the kid Percy?"
Ralph: "Percy?"
Ed: "With a name like that, he will be fighting all the time."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)
Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"
Man: "I hope so."
Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"
Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."
Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"
Man: "They have to be destoryed."
Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in a lemon of a cottage that they bought to stay in so they have a place to stay in for the rest of their lives.)
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test Mr. Kramden. You are supposed to take an object and fit it in its respective hole."
Ed: "Can three people play?"
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably wouldn't remember what I looked like."
Ed: "That's okay. You go down there tomorrow and apply for another job."
Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City."
Ed: "Trixie will go where I want to go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal! Put your foot down."
Alice: "What are you going to do if she puts up a squawk?"
Ed: "Very simple. I will tell her that Atlantic City is closed for the summer."
"Expectant Father":
(Ralph thinks that he is going to be a father. He wants his new boy to be a fighter.)
Ed: "Why don't you name the kid Percy?"
Ralph: "Percy?"
Ed: "With a name like that, he will be fighting all the time."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)
Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"
Man: "I hope so."
Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"
Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."
Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"
Man: "They have to be destoryed."
Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(All of them are in a lemon of a cottage that they bought to stay in so they have a place to stay in for the rest of their lives.)
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test Mr. Kramden. You are supposed to take an object and fit it in its respective hole."
Ed: "Can three people play?"
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably wouldn't remember what I looked like."
Ed: "That's okay. You go down there tomorrow and apply for another job."