Frank Gannucci
02-29-2008, 06:40 PM
This was taken from TV Land.com when that channel showed The Honeymooners.
#1 - TV or Not TV
When Alice begs for a television set, Ralph and Ed agree to split the cost and share the set. But their friendship is jeopardized when they can't agree on a program to watch.
Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."
#2 - Funny Money
Finding a suitcase crammed with $100 bills; Ralph goes on a huge spending spree that continues merrily until he runs into the gang of counterfeiters that crammed the suitcase.
#3 - The Golfer
Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the scheme backfires when the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important game. DON'T MISS - Ralph addressing the ball
Hello, ball!
That memorable salutation---delivered by Norton (Art Carney) as he shows the proper way to “address the ball”---has made “The Golfer” (first aired on Oct. 15, 1955) a favorite in the series canon. Ralph's trying to impress his boss by offering to join him in a foursome. Problem is, Ralph's never picked up a club in his life and learning to play in two days, he concedes, won't be easy---“It'd take me at least a week.” That doesn't stop him from turning his kitchen into a fairway, using a pin cushion as a ball and, unforgettably, getting into the mood by donning an outlandish golfing outfit that is, to quote Norton, “dee-vine.”
#4 - A Woman's Work is Never Done
When Ralph and Alice hire a maid to help with the housework, Ralph takes advantage of the new lifestyle.
#5 - A Matter of Life and Death
Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying, and sells his life story to a magazine for $5,000.
Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor (“don't touch me, I'm sterile”) who can cure him of the dreaded “arterial monochromia.”
#6 - The Sleepwalker
When Norton develops a chronic case of sleepwalking, Ralph is forced to watch over his friend to keep him from hurting himself. DON'T MISS - "Looking for Lulu"
#7 - Better Living Through TV
In one of Ralph's many get-rich-quick schemes, Ralph and Ed appear in a commercial to advertise a new kitchen gadget that promises to bring housewives into the 20th century. CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
#8 - Pal o' Mine
A misunderstanding threatens to end Ralph and Ed's friendship forever, when Ed gives a ring inscribed with "to a great pal" to a colleague at work.
A great friendship is strained after a ring that Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.
#9 - Brother Ralph
When Ralph is laid off, Alice goes to work in an office where she is the only woman, with the added hazard of a suave, sophisticated, handsome boss. To keep her job, Alice must pass Ralph off as her live-in brother.
A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.
#10 - Hello Mom
Die-hard hater of mothers-in-law, Ralph creates a ruckus when he and Alice receive a telegram indicating that Mother is coming, but when the unwelcome guest arrives, Ralph has to eat his words.
#11 - The Deciding Vote
When Ralph runs for Raccoon Convention Manager, he has to patch up a fight with Ed to win his vote.
Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed “the oatmeal test.”
#12 - Something Fishy
Alice and Trixie are determined to go on the Raccoon's annual fishing trip, but Ralph and Ed are equally determined to leave them at home.
“I catch the fish,” Ralph tells Alice, “you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish.” Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.
#13 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Ralph sells his bowling ball to buy Alice a nice Christmas gift. DON'T MISS - This classic retelling of "The Gift of the Magi"
#14 - The Man from Space
The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires Ralph to create the most unique costume of the night.
Intending to take home first prize at the Raccoon Lodge's costume ball, Ralph---unable to wangle a loan from Norton---puts together his own costume and dubs himself “The Man from Space” in a memorable episode that was originally telecast Dec. 31, 1955.
Angry with Norton (who's going as the Frenchman who “built the sewers of Paris”) and obsessed with winning, Ralph appropriates an assortment of household items---including a faucet, a pot, a radio tube and the icebox door---to create a costume that will, he says, make Norton's rented outfit look like “a piece of French cheesecloth.”
The episode contains a classic example of Jackie Gleason's gift for ad-libbing when, unexpectedly; a piece of Ralph's costume falls off. “Let me have that,” he improvises to Alice. “That's my denaturizer.”
#15 - A Matter of Record
Trying to make up with Alice after a quarrel, Ralph follows Ed's advice to send her a recording professing his love - but Ed mails Alice the wrong record.
In “A Matter of Record” (originally telecast Jan. 7, 1956), Ralph surprises Alice with tickets to a hit Broadway mystery, but with her mother coming “all the way from Bensonhurst” for a visit, she won't go. “Where's Bensonhurst, in New Zealand or something?” Ralph snaps back, upset that Alice is forsaking him for a visit from his nemesis.
“She won't be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument,” Ralph says. With that, Alice's mother arrives and Ralph proceeds to set an alarm clock for three minutes. Sure enough, she quickly insults Ralph about his weight, chides Alice for not marrying “a good provider” and, as the final straw, spills the beans about the ending of the play. Just as the alarm clock rings, Ralph erupts (“You are a blabbermouth!”) and throws his mother-in-law out. But Alice leaves with her, prompting Ralph to take Norton's suggestion and record an apology to Alice in hopes of winning her forgiveness.
#16 - Oh My Achin' Back
Ralph's claim that he is too tired to visit his mother-in-law backfires when Alice learns that he is playing in a bowling tournament that night.
After telling Alice he was too tired to leave the apartment, Ralph---on the eve of his company physical---goes bowling, throws his back out and comes home hunched over, and looking, Norton says, like “the leaning tower of pizza.”
#17 - The Babysitter
Installing a telephone in spite of Ralph's objections, Alice wins her husband over, until he thinks he overhears a man preparing to call Alice for a date.
Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.
#18 - The $99,000 Answer
Ralph enters a contest. He seems to have a smooth road ahead on his way to the top prize, until Ed presents an unexpected hurdle. DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.
#19 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.
A business incorporated by Ralph and Ed appears to be doomed to failure, but an unexpected windfall temporarily puts the two friends into big money.
Ralph needs a loan from Norton, so he sells him a share of his future earnings as a corporation---Ralph Kramden, Inc. It's another con job by Ralph, of course, until he learns that an old woman with a $40 million estate died and left him in her will. That's enough for Norton, as an officer in the corporation, to remind Ralph about one “small detail”---that they need to bring a suitcase to the reading of the will to carry home the $40 million.
#20 - Young at Heart
Spurred on by Alice, Ralph attempts to regain his youth on a roller skating rink.
#21 - A Dog's Life
Alice adopts a puppy and tries to hide it from Ralph, and Ralph inadvertently feeds the stashed dog food to his boss.
#22 - Here Comes the Bride
Ralph's advice to a bridegroom breaks up the honeymoon, bringing the Kramdens an unexpected the tearful bride.
On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed “king of [his] castle”---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. “I don't want to argue,” he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: “If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?“
#23 - Mama Loves Mambo
A handsome mambo instructor's efforts to enroll Trixie and Alice in his class create an uproar at home, but teach Ralph and Ed a lesson about marriage at the same time.
#24 - Please Leave the Premises
Resenting a $5 increase in the rent, Ralph barricades himself and Alice in the apartment. The landlord retaliates by cutting off the utilities and putting them out in the street.
#25 - House Beautiful
Alice Kramden tries to surprise Ralph with a redecorated apartment, but the interior decorator's glove, left behind by mistake, creates a misunderstanding.
#26 - Young Man with a Horn
After listing his good and bad attributes, Ralph tries to remold his character for Alice's sake. His efforts force her to beg for the old Ralph's return.
The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the “high note” in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.
#27 - Ralph's Big Mouth
Boasting that he is head of his household, Ralph bets that he can order Alice to make a special supper for an unexpected dinner guest. He ends up cooking the dinner himself and almost destroying the kitchen.
In the hilarious “Head of the House” (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his “emancipation” as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is “a little strong but good.”
Their first toast, Ralph says, is “to my wife, who has finally found her place.” Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. “I give you our husbands,” says Trixie. “You can have 'em,” says Alice.
The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. “We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene.”
#28 - The Worry Wart
An unexpected summons from the Internal Revenue Service whips Ralph into a panic.
Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. “You're darn right,” Norton agrees. “The jails are full of them.” Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.
#29 - Ralph Kramden: Hero at Large
Witnessing a bank robbery, Ralph tries to hide but the gangsters seek him out, tie Alice and Ed Norton to chairs, and take Ralph into the bedroom to "work him over".
#30 - The Loudspeaker
Thinking he is to be named "Raccoon of the Year", Ralph rehearses an "impromptu" speech for the occasion, then learns that it is really Norton who is to be honored.
Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year, so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to “free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota.”
#31 - On Stage
Carried away by his role in an amateur play, Ralph decides he is headed for Hollywood until a talent scout in the audience picks Alice instead. CLASSIC QUOTE- "... a string of polo ponies." Mispronounced.
“Polo ponies.” “On Stage” (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, “with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it.” And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.
#32 - Dial J for Janitor
Taking over the janitor's job in his building, Ralph finds that it is easier to make complaints than to receive them.
#33 - Opportunity Knocks
Ralph's boss gets a new pool table and asks Ralph to teach him the game. Ralph decides this is a golden opportunity to move up in the bus company.
When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in “Opportunity Knocks But,” which originally aired May 5, 1956.
The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as “Bus Driver Supervisor.” Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: “Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown.” But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. “As long as I am an executive at that bus company,” he tells Ralph, “you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live.”
#34 - A Man's Pride
Meeting a friend from out of town who apparently has been successful in business, Ralph passes himself off as head of the bus company. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.
Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he “runs things” at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the “classic 39,” which originally ran from 1955 to '56.
#35 - Unconventional Behavior
Talked into taking their wives to the Raccoon convention, Ralph and Ed end up in the wrong berths on the wrong train.
#36 - The Bensonhurst Bomber
Egged into a fight with a very large, tough gentleman, Ralph follows Ed Norton's complicated plan to save face and still avoid a fight.
#37 - The Safety Award
Involved in an accident on his way to receive a driver safety award, Ralph learns that the donor of the award is the other party in the accident.
#38 - Ralph's Big Mouth
Ralph's advice to Norton on how to get a promotion backfires, leaving Norton without a job.
#39 - Alice and the Blonde
Trying to get on the good side of a bus company executive, Ralph and Ed play up to the executive's silly wife, much to their wives' irritation.
Audrey Meadows said that she “loved” the episode titled “Alice and the Blonde” (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming.
It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally--heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband “Twinkles.” Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.
#40 - *“Ralph's Sweet Tooth”: When Ralph is invited to appear in a candy bar commercial, he refuses to let a bad toothache interfere.
#41 - *“Game Called On Account of Marriage”: Ralph gets tickets to a World Series game, but the game falls on the same day as Alice's sister's wedding.
#42 - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own.
#43 - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”:
Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over.
#44 - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set.
#45 - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.
#46 - *“Stars Over Flatbush”: Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will help him predict how to get a raise, and Ralph lets the stars rule his life.
#47 - *“The Principle of the Thing”: To please Alice, Ralph decides to use rent money to fix up their apartment. GUEST STAR -Classic TV Tightwad - Jack Benny
#48 - *“Finders Keepers”: Ralph and Norton want to buy a candy store. To raise the money, they participate in a contest to find $1,000 hidden somewhere in New York City.
#49 - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.
#50 - *“Love Letter”: Ralph fears Norton and Alice are having an affair after finding a love letter from Norton he thinks is intended for Alice.
#51 – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck
#52 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part One)”: Ralph must sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit. Ralph pretends he has a bad back to force her out, but Aunt Ethel stays to nurse Ralph back to health.
#53 – “Goodbye Aunt Ethel (Part Two)”: Ralph and Ed introduce Aunt Ethel to the neighborhood butcher, hoping the two will get married and Aunt Ethel will leave.
#54 - *“Letter to the Boss”: Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"
#55 - *“The Adoption”: Ralph and Alice decide to adopt a baby, but first they have to pass inspection at the adoption agency
#56 – “The People's Choice (Part One)”: When Ralph heroically captures a murderer on his bus, he is asked to run for public office.
#57 – “The People's Choice (Part Two)”: Alice thinks the men who asked Ralph to run for public office are crooks who intend to use Ralph as a stooge, but Ralph doesn't believe her.
#58 – “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.
#59 - *“One Big Happy Family”: In an effort to save money, Ralph and Ed decide to share an apartment. But life is not so sweet with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie all under the same roof.
#60 - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.
#61 – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.
#62 – “Cupid (Part One)”: When Ralph meets an old classmate who is still single, he begins to call single women in the neighborhood to get him a date. Alice and Trixie think Ralph is making the dates for himself.
#63 – “Cupid (Part Two)”: Matters get more complicated when Norton lies to Alice so she won't find out that Ralph has been playing matchmaker.
#64 – *“Hair-Raising Tale”: Ralph is tricked into buying a new hair growth formula. He and Norton proceed to test the new treatment on Ralph's boss.
#65 – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.
#66 - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing”: Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.
#67 – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.
#68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. When Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up, Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage.
#69 – “‘Forgot to Register’/‘Halloween Party’”: (For “Forgot To Register”): Alice causes an argument when she tells Ralph she doesn't support the candidate he and Norton are campaigning for. (For “Halloween Party”): The Kramdens and the Nortons don costumes for the bus company Halloween party. At the last minute Ralph finds out that the party is really a formal affair for his boss.
#70 - *“Boys and Girls Together”: Alice and Trixie feel that Ralph and Norton do everything together and decide to join them. Ralph and Norton scheme to discourage their wives.
#71 – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.
#72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."
#73 – “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.
#74 - *“Brother-in-Law”: When Ralph's brother in law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel, Ralph says no; instead he schemes to buy the hotel himself.
#75 - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.
#76 – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.
#77 – “Box Top Kid (Part One)”: Ralph gets jealous when his brother in law wins a trip to Europe in a box top contest. He and Norton start to buy every product they can find with a box top contest.
#78 – “Box Top Kid (Part Two)”: Ralph wins a Slim-O Bread contest by claiming he lost 80 pounds. There's only one problem; he must lose the weight before the publicity photos are taken or he will be disqualified.
#79 - *“Peacemaker”: Ralph acts as peacemaker when Norton and Trixie's fighting keeps him awake all night.
#80 - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.
#81 – “Stand-In For Murder (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.
#82 – “Stand-In For Murder (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.
#83 – “‘Expectant Father’/‘The Cold’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.
#84 - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.
#85 – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."
#86 – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.
#87 – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.
#88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.
#89 – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when he thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.
#90 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part One)”: When Ralph loses a large sum of money he was to deposit for the Raccoon Lodge, he and Norton think of ways to make the money back in one day.
#91 – “Two Men on a Horse (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton get a hot tip on a horse and go to the track to place their bet. When the odds on their horse go down, Ralph and Norton scheme to sway the odds in their favor.
#92 - *“Songwriters”: To Alice's dismay, Ralph buys a piano thinking he and Norton can write a hit song and become rich.
#93 – “A Promotion (Part One)”: On his first day as assistant cashier of the Bus Company, Ralph accidentally locks the safe and must keep the money at home overnight.
#94 – “A Promotion (Part Two)”: So Alice won't find out about Ralph's blunder, he and Norton hide the money in a brown bag and put it in the icebox. Everything is fine until Alice decides to defrost the refrigerator.
#95 - *“Move Uptown”: Ralph and Alice plan to move but must sublet their old apartment first. When they can't find a new tenant, Ralph tries to break the lease.
#96 – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.
#97 – “Hero (Part One)”: Tommy, a fatherless boy, begins to idolize Ralph, inspiring Ralph to tell the boy exaggerated tales of his own boyhood.
#98 – “Hero (Part Two)”: Tommy asks Ralph to attend a Boy Scout competition with him, thinking Ralph will win all of the events because of Ralph's exaggerations.
#99 – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.
#100 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton team up for a contest hoping to win first prize. Against their husband's wishes, Alice and Trixie also enter the contest.
#101 – “Songs and Witty Sayings (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton wake up the neighborhood practicing for the contest.
#102 – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.
#103 – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.
#104 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part One)”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble.
#105 – “Little Man Who Wasn’t There (Part Two)”: Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind ...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.
#106 – “A Weighty Problem (Part One)”: Ralph has to take a physical for the bus company and is informed that he has to diet or he would fail the physical and lose his job.
#107 – “A Weighty Problem (Part Two)”: Ralph is going crazy on his diet but manages to lose enough weight so he can pass the physical and still be a bus driver.
#108 – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.
Judging from that list, I counted 124 "episodes". That is not even including the holiday-themed lost episodes
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